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Oogtar
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Revision as of 17:41, 30 April 2009 by AbsoluteBillion (talk | contribs) (And Yoshit, I don't mind so much that they go into a category, but creating little fanfics about ___ being communist in every article you touch is pointless.)
This article is filed under Characters.Oogtar is a student at Stone City School where he is taught by the Princess in Dinosaur World. His best friend is Yoshi.
Likes
- Rod Blagojevich (is just as retarded and has the same number of balls as he)
- His new butt-buddy Chris Thorndyke
- chickle tree bubble gum
- cum
- Balls
- being retarded
- Having an incredibly annoying voice
- His brother, Buga
- Spying on the bagel
- Shitting himself
Dislikes
- the Princess
- Hip
- Hop
- fireballs
- Wizardheimer
- Froggo's and Yoshi's fat selves
- Himself
- Cunt
Disliked By
- Everyone
- Even Chad Warden hates him.
Trivia
- Oogtar backwards is ratgoO.
- No one likes him.
- Secretly has a huge crush on Yoshi, it seems that Yoshi does not like him back.
- Oogtar is widly known to be Gay, and actually came out of the closet at one point, saying that he promised to be a 'good gay boy for rest of life, cross Oogtar heart.'
- Yoshi sued Wizardheimer for calling Oogtar gay. The Illegal Mayor is to be the judge, and the court date is yet to be set. Yoshi probably has no chance defending Oogtar.
- He can't piss,shit or cum without getting all dizzy and passing out
