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Kirby
This article is filed under Characters.Kirby is a cute little pink blob who eats alot of stuff and even gains special powers from eating. King Dedede hates the little fucker, as does Metaknight... somewhat.
Creation
Kirby was created by Masahiro Sakurai at the age 19, and was originally planned to be named "Popopo". The original design was actually just a placeholder, but they liked it so much, they kept it. Just like practically everything else Nintendo pumps out, Kirby became a hit, got his own series, with his games getting longer, tougher, rounder and more colourful, and he even inspired a manga and anime series, Kirby: Right Back At Ya. Also, Kirby was one of the few characters who actually got into Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and is present in all games of the series. The series doesn't really have many characters, just Kirby, Dedede, Meta Knight, Nightmare, Dark Matter, Adeleine the painter, Chef Kawasaki, Dyna Blade, Knuckle Joe, and the Waddle Dees.
AND YET ALL OF THEM GOT INTO BRAWL SOMEHOW!!!
Trivia
- Likes making weird faces near King Dedede.
- Might have a crush on Jigglypuff.
- Defeats the nightmares in dreams from Dream Land.
- King Dedede wants a monster to clobber that damn Kirby.
- Is a terrible singer. (He's so bad that it could actually kill people.)
- Even though most of the things he eats are bigger than he is, Kirby never gets any bigger. (I'm not sure why it's like that though.)
- Kirby wears a shirt; where the puck are his nipples?!?!?!?!
- Even though bigmarauder ate over forty pizza rolls, Kirby can not only eat those same pizza rolls, but also bigmarauder and the top ten most fattest fucks in the history of the world... and he'd still not be full before dessert.
- Since Kirby is a pink guy, Dan Hibiki approves.
- However, in Kirby's first game, which was Kirby's Dream Land, he was actually white. He didn't become pink until Kirby's Adventure. One theory about why this is: the same concept as flamingos. After the success of his first game, he pigged out on shrimp, which changed his color.
- Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Mario, The Legend of Zelda, and many other famous characters, wanted Kirby to be yellow instead of pink. His request was denied because the rest of Nintendo thought that making him yellow would result in copyright issues with Namco and Pac-Man. He eventually got his wish granted in Kirby's Dream Course when if you were Player 2, you'd play as Keeby, who is a yellow version of Kirby and is probably Kirby's twin brother.
- Not to be confused with the comic book artist Jack Kirby, or the Kirby vaccums, or Kirby from the Brave Little Toaster, or John J. Kirby, Jr., a.k.a., the lawyer who defended Nintendo against Universal Studios in a copyright attack for Donkey Kong, or; hell; fucking anyone or anything that has the name Kirby in it period.
- Has numerous cities dedicated to him for his awesomeness, such as Kirby, Arizona; Kirby, Texas; and Kirby, West Virginia.
- Kirby is, apparantly, a common place name, surname, and given name, derived from Old Norse, meaning church settlement.
Kirby? KIRBY?!
KIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRBBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
