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Haruhi Suzumiya

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THE FACE OF GOD

Haruhi Suzumiya is a girl from Japan. She has the unique ability to create and destroy universes, but not realize it. She also makes very loud noises and believes a large number of things are really well done. She has made many victims deaf, or commit suicide. She has to be stopped!


Cultural Heritage: Japanese (duh)

Power Level: 6000 Uctions

ITS REALLY WELL DONE

Quotes

  • "It's really well done!"
  • "Nothing is impossible for the SOS Brigade!"
  • (disturbed look at pick)

Drunken Haruhi

I really hope she's not as big of a bitch when she's drunk

GAY HARUHI MAMA HARUHI STONE HARUHI CHIMERA HARUHI THREE-EYED-BLUE HARUHI.

Trivia

  • Did you know that the anime she's in is an overrated pile of shit filled with mostly unlovable characters? It's true!
  • Deepercutt gets a massive boner over her.
  • She has had a relationship with MetalAcid5 as proven by pictures. This was short lived after a foursome gone wrong.
  • She is a slave owner.
  • Not to be confused with Haruhi Fujioka from Ouran High School Host Club.

See Also