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NextG
This person is an Analogue Pooper.
This pooper is Retired. Respect your elders, sonny! 
Name: NextG
Real Name: Matt de Rojas
Sex: Male
Country: America
First Poop: NextG's Most Random Video Ever!
Preferred Sources: VHS, YouTube, production music, live television feed from VCR
Preferred Methods: YTPMV, Stutter Loop, Video Head
Preferred Software: Final Cut Express, Adobe After Effects
NextG is a YouTube Pooper (duh) who has an eclectic, very unique style of pooping. He has an entire 43-episode YTP series entitled NextG Poop. Due to delays of releasing episodes and special programs, he ended the series and his pooping in general on a triumphant note in 2012, but is still active, frequently making other types of videos. NextG has also formed his own film company, Cameo Films, and made a short film for it, Virtual Temptation. He also really likes British television.
Style
NextG's style has been said to be hard to copy. His pooping work is very unique in that his choice of sources are endless and are very eclectic. He is also valid proof that you can use your own voice in a poop, frequently doing so to do transitions ("Meanwhile, not far away...") or other comedic parts in his videos. The description of "NextG's Most Random Video Ever!" sums up his poops well--they're often "a bunch of things compiled into one video, all completely random and stupid."
Preferred Methods
- NOTE: Not all methods are included and not all methods are used in all videos.
- BOLD items indicate items not on the Poopisms list.
- BONUS!: First introduced in NextG Presents a Half-Hour of Happy!, this involves the use of the Dr. Rabbit "ASS" followed by the word "BONUS!" appearing on-screen with a bonus-like sound effect. Sometimes, catchy catchphrases (such as "Choosing the freshest PENIS is key") will also get BONUSes.
- Ear Rape (sparingly)
- (Nonsense) Marvelous Musical Montages: In essence, NextG's version of YTPMVs. A montage of video clips is set to a random piece of music. There are several examples of this in NXGWDKYMYP.
- Mysterious Zoom
- Needless Close-Up
- Reversing
- Right There
- Stare Down
- Stutter Loop
- Stutter Loop Speedup/Slowdown: Basically the same thing as a Stutter Loop, but is gradually sped up and then slowed down again.
- Vanilla Poop
- Video Head: During a sequence, the screen suddenly freezes and one of the characters in the scene has a new video image plastered over his/her head. This is accompanied by the "Zero Points Fast Money Buzzer." Usually, the screen zooms up to the image until it fills the screen.
- Voice of Poop (recently, however, this has fallen into disuse, with the exception of the Robotnik "NO!!!" and "PENIS")
Associates
Fans
Poop Listing
NextG Poop
- 1. Free to Be..., the first episode of NextG Poop
- 2. Eat My Foot and Die You Loser.
- 3. Now Remember Billy, Only Retards Wear Their Collars Up, a protest against YouTube's harsh copyright system using entirely public domain sources
- 4. Sledgehammers and Audiotapes
- 5. Stuff Happens While I Play Unfitting Music, what NextG himself dubs his worst poop
- 6. The Instructional Video on How to Get Through the Hotels
- 7. And a Hap-Hap-Happy Day to You, Too!
- 8. Where's Sara When You Really Need Her?
- 9. NextG Poop Was Found in the Local Funeral Home
- 10. Give Your NextG Poop a Shot of Adrenaline
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Special Programs
- NextG's Most Random Video Ever!, the pilot episode of NextG Poop8
- NextG's Big Show What a Thrill Congratulations!
- NextG (What Doesn't Kill Ya Makes Ya) Poop
