Militron

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Link look. See, how Militron creates his warriors?

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It doesn't make sense that a frumpy old fat man could fit in a suit big enough to hold a human in its hand.

Metal Man, also referred to as Beer Bong Batman, kills with a Metal fist. He uses this fist to turn Koridians into Armos as well. His true identity however, is some fat old guy, possibly Gwonam's brother. This evidence is backed up only by the fact that only Gwonam can see him. He also thinks that all lesser beings are scum. His only one weakness, is Dr. Rabbit and his cum. Only Dr. Rabbit can defeat Militron. This, alas, is the real evidential proof to how Militron is one of Gwonam's brothers.

Likes

• Axel (got it memorized?)
• Chad Warden's haircut
• Fire
• War
• DOOM

Dislikes

• Luigi
• Link
• Koreans
• Accidentally stepping on his own balls
• Being compared to Ares

Quotes

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Militron Worthless Koridian! You must be hardened with fire!

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Militron GO AND KILL!

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Militron Feel the fire of war!

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Militron Now, you must DIE!

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Militron OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS AWFUL!

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Militron Worthless Koreans, you must die!

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Militron Worthless Carribians, you must be AWFUL!

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Militron Now, you must LIVE.

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Militron OH MY PENIS IS AWFUL!