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The Astronomer is character from the Phillips [[shit|masterpiece]], [[Link: The Faces of Evil]], encountered after [[Harlequin]] is defeated by [[Link]].  His purpose in the game is to take the ice crystal and change it into a lantern.  How he was elevated to the position of court astronomer is still a mystery, however, on an island where only [[Ipo|one person]] can read, this isn’t surprising.  It is suspected that he is a servant of [[Ganon]] or else smart enough not to play [[The Game]], because Harlequin hasn’t turned him into a fat anthropomorphic pig yet. Some also suspect that he was the only one who volunteered for the role of astronomer, even if he doesn't know what he is talking about.
 
The Astronomer is character from the Phillips [[shit|masterpiece]], [[Link: The Faces of Evil]], encountered after [[Harlequin]] is defeated by [[Link]].  His purpose in the game is to take the ice crystal and change it into a lantern.  How he was elevated to the position of court astronomer is still a mystery, however, on an island where only [[Ipo|one person]] can read, this isn’t surprising.  It is suspected that he is a servant of [[Ganon]] or else smart enough not to play [[The Game]], because Harlequin hasn’t turned him into a fat anthropomorphic pig yet. Some also suspect that he was the only one who volunteered for the role of astronomer, even if he doesn't know what he is talking about.

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Name: The Astonomer
Appears In: Link: The Faces of Evil
Sex: Male
Age: 75
Nationality: Norwegian
Occupation(s): Court Astronomer of Koradai

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The Astronomer's place of residence.

The Astronomer is character from the Phillips masterpiece, Link: The Faces of Evil, encountered after Harlequin is defeated by Link. His purpose in the game is to take the ice crystal and change it into a lantern. How he was elevated to the position of court astronomer is still a mystery, however, on an island where only one person can read, this isn’t surprising. It is suspected that he is a servant of Ganon or else smart enough not to play The Game, because Harlequin hasn’t turned him into a fat anthropomorphic pig yet. Some also suspect that he was the only one who volunteered for the role of astronomer, even if he doesn't know what he is talking about.

Trivia

  • He is actually Ipo's cousin.
  • He has the mystical ability to make lanterns out of ice.
  • He dropped out of 5 different community colleges.

Quotes

The Astronomer The Astronomer

"The stars are made of ice, thus the night is cold."

The Astronomer The Astronomer

"Bring the crystal from Serigon and I will prove the light of ice penetrates more than fire."

The Astronomer The Astronomer

"Now, if we make a simple vacuum and spin the ice just so. There!"