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Difference between revisions of "Real Mario"
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| − | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] | + | Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both [[Real Luigi]] and [[Jesus Christ|heaven.]] He is known throughout the universe for yelling at [[you]] to dance. |
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*Swing de arm out and out! | *Swing de arm out and out! | ||
*[[Sex]]? Oh, yes! | *[[Sex]]? Oh, yes! | ||
| + | *These are my kind of dance steps! | ||
*Enter Super Mario! | *Enter Super Mario! | ||
*I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat! | *I [[shit]] for... Mortal Kombat! | ||
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*I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men! | *I split for... Oh, no! [[Gay]] men! | ||
*Just for gays! | *Just for gays! | ||
| + | *This is gay | ||
| + | *We're really fast and really cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers! | ||
*[[Luigi I'm Home]]! | *[[Luigi I'm Home]]! | ||
*(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[fuck]] [[you]] Luigi! | *(To [[Luigi Mario|Luigi]] after telling that he has [[spaghetti]] on his overalls.) Ahh, [[fuck]] [[you]] Luigi! | ||
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*HEY [[Great|MAGIC]], WATCH THIS! | *HEY [[Great|MAGIC]], WATCH THIS! | ||
*[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in heaven.) | *[[Jesus Christ|Jesus]] [[Luigi I'm Home|I'm Home!!!]] (Said upon his arrival in heaven.) | ||
| − | + | [[Image:Gaymario.JPG|thumb|325px|Hey Luigi, can you check the ''lubricated pipe'' for me?]] | |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
*He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | *He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper. | ||
Revision as of 18:00, 3 August 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
Real Mario WAS Real Mario. He is also at home for both Real Luigi and heaven. He is known throughout the universe for yelling at you to dance.
Quotes
- Do the Mario!
- Swing your arms from side to side!
- Come on, it's time to go! Do the Mario!
- Take one step, and then again!
- Let's do the Mario, all together now!
- You got it!
- It's the Mario!
- Just like that!
- Martian Mario!
- Swing de arm out and out!
- Sex? Oh, yes!
- These are my kind of dance steps!
- Enter Super Mario!
- I shit for... Mortal Kombat!
- Hey Captain Mario!
- Minor fault oh, yeah!
- Suck it!!
- Dat is the Mario!
- Sackboy get intact, Super Mario!
- I split for... Oh, no! Gay men!
- Just for gays!
- This is gay
- We're really fast and really cheap cause we're the Mario Brothers!
- Luigi I'm Home!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, fuck you Luigi!
- (To Luigi after telling that he has spaghetti on his overalls.) Ahh, thank you, Luigi!
- We gotta lay out some leafy weed!
- IT'S ELVIS!!!
- THE INQUIRER WAS RIGHT!
- Why does no one come by to see us anymore, Luigi?
- STAY TUNED FOR THESE EXCITING SCENES FROM THE NEXT LEGEND OF ZELDA!
- HEY MAGIC, WATCH THIS!
- Jesus I'm Home!!! (Said upon his arrival in heaven.)
Trivia
- He's actually a huge fan of Cyndi Lauper.
- In fact, she ended up helping him out for an autobiography entitled "Often Imitated, Never Duplicated."
Death
Since Captain Lou Albano, the actor that portrayed him, just died (D. 2009/10/14), Real Mario is also dead by connection.
