Roy Koopa

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Roy being a happy retard.

Roy "Bully" Koopa (B. 1970) is one of King Koopa's sons, and is the strongest of his siblings.

Personality

You know it's Roy if he's...

• Wearing pink Wayfarers.
• Spinning Egg Luigi.
• Telling people to SHADDUP!!
• Humping Mario in a football field.
• Flipping the bird.
• Playing by Australian rules.
• Putting pesky plumbers six feet down undah with his raping powers.
• Leaving footprints on cave guys' faces.
• Whining to King Dad.
• Scratching his ass.
• Plugging in LOADS of toasters into one room, with no care for the electricity bill.
• A member of the KKK
• Trying to be Roy Orbison and failing miserably.
• Being back in New Super Mario Bros. Wii (That's right, kiddies, he's back!).
• Stealing lunch money from school kids.

Dislikes

• The Cave People
• Santa Claus
• People saying that he's related to Roy from Fire Emblem: Fūin no Tsurugi and Super Smash Bros. Melee.
• Bowser Jr, for stealing the spotlight from him and his brothers and sister.
• Wendy O. Koopa
• Morton Koopa Jr.
• The fact that he was not born in or before the '50s

Quotes

• "Sorry, dino-dud. Luigi got changed into an egg. I SAW IT!!"
• "Awww, SHADDUP!! We'll never get started!!"
• "I'm gonna put you down undah! Six feet down undah!"
• "I'll leave footprints, all right! On their faces!! CHAAARGE!!"
• "I want one, King Dad!"
• "This Magic Balloon only brings presents to instruction book children?! What kinda wimp is he?"
• "Giant smiant, Big Mouth he ain't dat big a deal."