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Difference between revisions of "Canada"

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(Too much "eh?". Too difficult to follow as a result.)
(Without the "eh", it sounds overly serious for my tastes. The point is that it sounds like it's written by a stereotypical Canadian.)
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[[Image:Canada.png|frame|O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?]]
 
[[Image:Canada.png|frame|O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?]]
Welcome to '''Canada''', eh? Canada is basically just like [[America]] except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and [[Capcom|people]] tend to forget about us. We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing.
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Welcome to '''Canada''', eh? Canada is basically just like [[America]] except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and [[Capcom|people]] tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup and it's always snowing, eh?
  
==Liked By==
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==Liked by, eh?==
*[[Bear Hugger]]
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*[[Bear Hugger]], eh?
*Rush
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*Rush, eh?
*[[M. Bison]], to the point that he even copied our police's uniform.
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*[[M. Bison]], to the point that he even copied our police's uniform, eh?
*<s>[[Hayate Ayasaki]], since he copied the trend of saying "eh".</s> ("Eh" is used in more than just Canadian English)
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*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]], eh?
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
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*[[Mario]], eh?
*[[Mario]]
 
  
==Disliked By==
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==Disliked by, eh?==
*[[Homer Simpson]]
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*[[Homer Simpson]], eh?
*[[:Category:Characters - American|Americans]]
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*[[:Category:Characters - American|Americans]], eh?
*[[Orson Welles]]
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*[[Orson Welles]], eh?
*[[Richard Nixon]]
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*[[Richard Nixon]], eh?
  
==Other information==
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==Other information, eh?==
*It's the second-largest country in the world.
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*It's the second-largest country in the world, eh?
*Some poopers actually come from Canada. In fact, [[Toys Gone Wild|one extremely popular poop]] was made in Canada.
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*Some poopers actually come from Canada, eh? In fact, [[Toys Gone Wild|one extremely popular poop]] was made in Canada, eh?
*We get Zellers instead of Target.
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*We get Zellers instead of Target, eh?
*''[[Pokémon]] Diamond and Pearl'' came out early in Canada.
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*''[[Pokémon]] Diamond and Pearl'' came out early in Canada, eh?
*Despite being made in Canada, we don't get [[Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy]].
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*Despite being made in Canada, we don't get [[Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy]], eh?
*They don't show [[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]] either.
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*They don't show [[The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack]] either, eh?
*We find the word "war" [[Beasties|offensive in show titles]].
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*We find the word "war" [[Beasties|offensive in show titles]], eh?
*[[Dr. Robotnik]] has conquered Canada.
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*[[Dr. Robotnik]] has conquered Canada, eh?
*[[Lucky Star|Loli]] is illegal here.
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*[[Lucky Star|Loli]] is illegal here, eh?
*[[Total Drama Island|Our 21st century shows]] suck.
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*[[Total Drama Island|Our 21st century shows]] suck, eh?
*[[Coach Z]] has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed".
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*[[Coach Z]] has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed", eh?
*We hosted the 2010 Winter Olympics.
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*We hosted the 2010 Winter Olympics, eh?
 
*We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
 
*We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
 
[[Category:Places]]
 
[[Category:Places]]

Revision as of 13:19, 23 March 2010

O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?

Welcome to Canada, eh? Canada is basically just like America except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and people tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup and it's always snowing, eh?

Liked by, eh?

Disliked by, eh?

Other information, eh?