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| − | ==='''Drake Parker''' '''( | + | ==='''Drake Parker''' '''(Daraku Parkuh)'''=== |
Drake is a very <s>disturbing</s> [[retard]]ed teenager on the show, is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Waldo/Dildo?". [[King Harkinian]] and Drake recently were seen together raping a building. He is also the brother of more annoying '''Josh''' and '''Megan'''. He also likes bragging about his tiny penis size. | Drake is a very <s>disturbing</s> [[retard]]ed teenager on the show, is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Waldo/Dildo?". [[King Harkinian]] and Drake recently were seen together raping a building. He is also the brother of more annoying '''Josh''' and '''Megan'''. He also likes bragging about his tiny penis size. | ||
| − | ==='''Josh Nichols''' '''( | + | ==='''Josh Nichols''' '''(Jush Nickulls)'''=== |
| − | The VERY [[Fat Mario|FAT]] brother of Drake and Megan. He is gay and has some shemale rival named Mindy, the bitch. You k[[no]]w what the funny thing about this [[shit]] is? Later on, he would then date the bitch for no | + | The VERY [[Fat Mario|FAT]] brother of Drake and Megan. He is gay and has some shemale rival named Mindy, the bitch. You k[[no]]w what the funny thing about this [[shit]] is? Later on, he would then date the bitch for no apparent reason... that mother[[fuck]]er. He loses weight during later seasons to be a better "role model". |
| − | ==='''Megan Parker''' '''( | + | ==='''Megan Parker''' '''(Satan)'''=== |
Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister. She's a little demon bitch who hosts the even [[shit]]tier [[iCarly]]. Some would say that one day, she would murder everyone in her family and would then move to Seattle, Washington to make iCarly a reality. | Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister. She's a little demon bitch who hosts the even [[shit]]tier [[iCarly]]. Some would say that one day, she would murder everyone in her family and would then move to Seattle, Washington to make iCarly a reality. | ||
| − | ==='''Walter Nichols'''=== | + | ==='''Walter Nichols''' '''(Sweaty Weatherman)'''=== |
| − | Like [[Oogtar]], nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). He is allergic to [[cum]] as seen in "The Affair" | + | Like [[Oogtar]], nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). He is allergic to [[cum]] as seen in "The Affair", and enjoys getting drunk with [[King Harkinian|the king]] very often and goes clubbing. |
| − | ==='''Audrey Parker Nichols'''=== | + | ==='''Audrey Parker Nichols''' '''(The Mom No One Gives a Fuck About)'''=== |
Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded. She is also a [[bitch]], but lesser of one than Mindy or Megan. | Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded. She is also a [[bitch]], but lesser of one than Mindy or Megan. | ||
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Drake & Josh is an American sitcom shown on the Nipplelodeon Nickelodeon television network, which starred Drake Bell and Josh Peck. Both stars had already played roles in The Amanda Show, as had Nancy Sullivan, who played their bitch mother in the show. Jonathan Goldstein played their father, and Miranda Cosgrove played their little annoying, devilish sister.
Characters
Drake Parker (Daraku Parkuh)
Drake is a very disturbing retarded teenager on the show, is known to ask stupid questions such as "How does one ejaculate?" and "Where's Waldo/Dildo?". King Harkinian and Drake recently were seen together raping a building. He is also the brother of more annoying Josh and Megan. He also likes bragging about his tiny penis size.
Josh Nichols (Jush Nickulls)
The VERY FAT brother of Drake and Megan. He is gay and has some shemale rival named Mindy, the bitch. You know what the funny thing about this shit is? Later on, he would then date the bitch for no apparent reason... that motherfucker. He loses weight during later seasons to be a better "role model".
Megan Parker (Satan)
Megan is Drake's sister and Josh's step sister. She's a little demon bitch who hosts the even shittier iCarly. Some would say that one day, she would murder everyone in her family and would then move to Seattle, Washington to make iCarly a reality.
Walter Nichols (Sweaty Weatherman)
Like Oogtar, nobody likes him (except his wife, duh). He is allergic to cum as seen in "The Affair", and enjoys getting drunk with the king very often and goes clubbing.
Audrey Parker Nichols (The Mom No One Gives a Fuck About)
Audrey is the mother of Drake and Megan and the stepmother of Josh. She is usually telling the boys to try not to be so retarded. She is also a bitch, but lesser of one than Mindy or Megan.
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