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Difference between revisions of "SpongeBob SquarePants (character)"
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[[Image:Spongebob-squarepants.jpg|thumb|250px|Look how gay he looks.]] | [[Image:Spongebob-squarepants.jpg|thumb|250px|Look how gay he looks.]] | ||
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*"We've been [[Ganondorf]]ed!" | *"We've been [[Ganondorf]]ed!" | ||
*"[[Penis|It]]'s normal sized and fully functional" | *"[[Penis|It]]'s normal sized and fully functional" | ||
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+ | ==Trivia== | ||
+ | *Flunked out of High School, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant. | ||
+ | *Also fails in Driving School yearly. | ||
+ | *Is so stupid that his IQ is an imaginary number. | ||
+ | *Was once arrested by the [[Chinese]] mind police after his friend [[Patrick]] talked taboo subjects, such as fair labour and freedom of speech. | ||
+ | *In the decade that he has worked at [[McDonalds|the Krusty Krab]], he has never had a [[promotion]]. | ||
+ | *Is married to Sandy, but this is suspected to be a cover for his suspected [[homosexual]]ity. | ||
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[[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|Spongebob is looking at [[Squidward]]'s [[ass]].]] | [[Image:Spongebob is staring at Squidward's ass..png|thumb|Spongebob is looking at [[Squidward]]'s [[ass]].]] | ||
[[Category:Pedophiles]] | [[Category:Pedophiles]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
[[Category:Retarded Characters]] | [[Category:Retarded Characters]] |
Revision as of 21:59, 15 November 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
SpongeBob is a retarded sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. The only time Spongebob has ever been cool is in the video provided.
{{#ev:youtube|BSK8en3To3g|320}}
Life As A Hero
- He's gone on a quest to become The Overture, which he ended up succeeding. He eventually lost the title to Super Macho Man.
Quotes
- "It's big, scary, and pink!"
- "I've been saving it in my pocket for us to share!"
- "I don't think you can be the mom, Patrick, because you never wear a shirt."
- "Stare at Patrick!"
- "There's no shower at work!"
- "In my pocket"
- "See you're on top this time"
- "All alone with Mermaid Man's belt"
- "I'm a dirty boy"
- "It popped"
- "Fair Labor? i did not find that on CHINESE Wikpedia!"
- "The sky had a baby from my Cereal box!"
- "Well I see Mr. Krabs' zipper is undone!"
- "We've been speckledorfed!"
- "We've been Ganondorfed!"
- "It's normal sized and fully functional"
Trivia
- Flunked out of High School, which is why he works at a fast food restaurant.
- Also fails in Driving School yearly.
- Is so stupid that his IQ is an imaginary number.
- Was once arrested by the Chinese mind police after his friend Patrick talked taboo subjects, such as fair labour and freedom of speech.
- In the decade that he has worked at the Krusty Krab, he has never had a promotion.
- Is married to Sandy, but this is suspected to be a cover for his suspected homosexuality.
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