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*He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre. | *He once pissed on a painting of [[Mario]] that was hanging in the Louvre. | ||
*According to [[Malleo]], Bowser apparently has [[gay]] [[sex]] with [[Link]] in his spare time. | *According to [[Malleo]], Bowser apparently has [[gay]] [[sex]] with [[Link]] in his spare time. | ||
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| + | Image:bowser.jpg|Unofficial Bowser fan art. | ||
| + | Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|Bowser when wearing sunglasses. | ||
| + | Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|Bowser's showing his respect to [[Michael Jackson]]: The King of Pop. | ||
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Revision as of 02:48, 5 November 2009
This article is filed under Characters.See King Koopa for more Information A giant turtle like creature that is found in Mario games, in which he is known to Mario as "Bowsuh". He has an obsession with ruining picnics and Gay Luigi. Recently, Bowser gave Mario Aids, but throughout recent interviews, Bowser has hinted that the incident was intentional.
Cultural Heritage: Russian, or so I suppose.
Legal Issues
Bowser was charged with rape/attempted rape of many YouTube Poop characters. Oddly, enough, one of his victims was Princess Peach's... castle. Yeah, that's right, he raped the building itself.
Quotes
- "muahahahahahahah...."
- "RAAAAAAAAWHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Trivia
- Translators state that Bowser's a Gidrovlicheskiy engineer with Shui Shui difficulties. This has yet to be confirmed.
- He can only laugh.
- When asked why he ruins picnics, he just laughed and scratched his crotch, hinting that he has crabs.
- Bowser has the ability to mysteriously change size from game to game. He can be as small as Mario, as large as a whale, or become anywhere like that in between.
- He once pissed on a painting of Mario that was hanging in the Louvre.
- According to Malleo, Bowser apparently has gay sex with Link in his spare time.
Gallery
<gallery> Image:bowser.jpg|Unofficial Bowser fan art. Image:COMPLETE-GLASSsmall-2.gif|Bowser when wearing sunglasses. Image:DefaultCASNWIFS.jpg|Bowser's showing his respect to Michael Jackson: The King of Pop.
