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[[YouChewPoop]]'s [http://youchewpoop.com/news/ front page] has many news articles on it, which is contributed by many news writers.
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Writing for the front page is a great way to express creativity and spread attention about [[Youtube Poop|Youtube Poopers]] you find are cool. Your articles can also benefit the audience - such as motivating them to create good Youtube Poops, and noting whether a certain video game is [[good]] or not. [[Yes|So writing for the YouChewPoop front page is a win-win situation]]!
  
==In brief==
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==How to write for the front page==
  
I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
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To apply for a slot on the front page, you need to e-mail [[RabbitSnore]] (his e-mail address is in the [http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=6879&start=0 YCP News Office thread]) with a sample of one of your articles to be posted on the front page, and [[RabbitSnore]] will let you know if he has accepted your article or not; Please note that he may or ''may not'' reply.
  
==History==
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If you ''have'' had an article posted on the front page, then congratulations! Use [[Template:Newsstaff|this news template]] on your [[Chewiki]] page to note that you have written at least one article. However, if you've made one that is ''very'' epic, or made at least five; ''instead'' use [[Template:Majornewscontribute|this one]] for your page.
I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE A LOOK AT ME. STRAIGHT SAILING ON A BOAT ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA. BUSTIN' FIVE KNOTS. WIND WHIPPING OUT MY COAT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT.
 
  
===First poop seen===
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What are you waiting for?! Grab that pencil and get to work!
TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK. I'M ON A BOAT, BITCH. I'M DRINKING SANTANA CHAMP CAUSE IT'S SO CRIPS. I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FLIPPIE FLOPPIES. YOU AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN' COPIES. I'M ON A DOLPHIN DOING FLIPS AND SHIT. THIS DOLPHIN'S SPLASHING GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET BUT THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD. THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.
 
  
===First poop made===
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===Tips===
I'M ON A BOAT AND IT'S GOING FAST AND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN!
 
  
==Style==
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*CREATIVITY. One of the most important tips. Creativity makes the world go around! Or...at least we think it does. [[Aids|Chuck Norris]] definitely doesn't, that's for sure.
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON THE BOAT LIKE LEO. IF YOU ON THE SHORE THEN YOU SURE AREN'T ME-O. GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!
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*Brainstorm. Brainstorming can help you think of an article to write about and what details to put in it, but it can also help enhance your future creativity.
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*Try to make a long article. Not too long though, and the longer it is; the more exciting and entertaining it needs to be. Here's a helpful word of advice: If your article is so long we need to get 42 extra servers to store it all, it's ''probably'' too long.
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*Make it witty and humorous. And don't try to imitate [[The Irate Gamer|Chris Bores]]' humor, because 85% of the time you'll fail. A small amount of comedy alongside the information of your article will probably make viewers glad that they read your article.
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*Use descriptive language. It's like a story. You didn't think [[Yes|we were robots who were lifeless and used dry expression in our writings]], didn't [[You|you]]?
  
===Preferred Sources===
 
*FUCK LAND! I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
 
*FUCK TREES! I CLIMB BUOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
 
  
===Preferred Methods===
 
<!-- see Poopisms for more information-->
 
*I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
 
*THE BOAT ENGINE MAKES NOISE MOTHERFUCKER.
 
  
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[[image:SHMORKYYOSHITEN1.jpg|thumb|left|In addition to this page, Yoshi also likes many of the [[Billy Mays|awesome]] news articles that have been written for [[YouChewPoop]].]]
  
===Prefered Tech===
 
  
HEY, MA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW. ARMS STRETCHED OUT ON THE STARBOARD BOW! GONNA FLY THIS BOAT TO THE MOON SOMEHOW!
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==Additional Links==
 
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*[http://www.youchewpoop.com/news/ The front page]
===Dislikes===
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*[http://youchewpoop.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=60&t=6879&start=0 The 'YCP News Office' thread.]
LIKE KEVIN GARNETT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
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*[http://youchewpoop.com/news/attempted-fordtopia/ An article about the recent Fordtopia that occured at the forums somewhat recently.]
 
 
==Reception==
 
YEAH. NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT!
 
 
 
 
 
===Criticism===
 
IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD. POSEIDON! LOOK AT ME! OH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN' MY WAY!
 
 
 
===Achievements===
 
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I FUCKED A MERMAID!
 
 
 
==Associates==
 
I'M ON A BOAT
 
 
 
===In Real Life===
 
I'M ON A BOAT
 
 
 
===Online===
 
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT!
 
 
 
===Influences===
 
I'M ON A BOAT!
 
 
 
===Fans===
 
I'M ON A BOAT!
 
 
 
<!--==Poop Listing==-->
 
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
 
 
==Other Information==
 
SHA-SHA-SHORTY!
 
===Trivia===
 
SHORTY!
 
===Links===
 
YEAAAAAAH!
 
 
 
===Other Links===
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
 

Revision as of 18:57, 9 October 2009

YouChewPoop's front page has many news articles on it, which is contributed by many news writers. Writing for the front page is a great way to express creativity and spread attention about Youtube Poopers you find are cool. Your articles can also benefit the audience - such as motivating them to create good Youtube Poops, and noting whether a certain video game is good or not. So writing for the YouChewPoop front page is a win-win situation!

How to write for the front page

To apply for a slot on the front page, you need to e-mail RabbitSnore (his e-mail address is in the YCP News Office thread) with a sample of one of your articles to be posted on the front page, and RabbitSnore will let you know if he has accepted your article or not; Please note that he may or may not reply.

If you have had an article posted on the front page, then congratulations! Use this news template on your Chewiki page to note that you have written at least one article. However, if you've made one that is very epic, or made at least five; instead use this one for your page.

What are you waiting for?! Grab that pencil and get to work!

Tips

  • CREATIVITY. One of the most important tips. Creativity makes the world go around! Or...at least we think it does. Chuck Norris definitely doesn't, that's for sure.
  • Brainstorm. Brainstorming can help you think of an article to write about and what details to put in it, but it can also help enhance your future creativity.
  • Try to make a long article. Not too long though, and the longer it is; the more exciting and entertaining it needs to be. Here's a helpful word of advice: If your article is so long we need to get 42 extra servers to store it all, it's probably too long.
  • Make it witty and humorous. And don't try to imitate Chris Bores' humor, because 85% of the time you'll fail. A small amount of comedy alongside the information of your article will probably make viewers glad that they read your article.
  • Use descriptive language. It's like a story. You didn't think we were robots who were lifeless and used dry expression in our writings, didn't you?


In addition to this page, Yoshi also likes many of the awesome news articles that have been written for YouChewPoop.


Additional Links