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*Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda. | *Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda. | ||
*Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda. | *Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda. | ||
| − | *Has had the most consoles of any company, none of which have ever beaten [[Nintendo]]. | + | *Has had the most consoles of any non-[[Nintendo]] company, none of which have ever beaten [[Nintendo]] (Although they were close with the Sega Genesis.). |
| − | *They were bought by the pachinko company Sammy and the companies have merged to form Sega Sammy Holdings. Therefore, Sonic shall be a guest fighter in the next Guilty Gear. | + | *They were bought by the pachinko company Sammy and the companies have merged to form Sega Sammy Holdings. Therefore, [[Sonic]] [[no|shall be a guest fighter in the next Guilty Gear.]] |
[[Image:52317-t screwattack vgv michaeljm 64j gt.jpg|thumb|left|The opening screen for [[Michael Jackson]]'s Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.]] | [[Image:52317-t screwattack vgv michaeljm 64j gt.jpg|thumb|left|The opening screen for [[Michael Jackson]]'s Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.]] | ||
[[Image:Segatahero2bm.jpg|frame|left|Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.]] | [[Image:Segatahero2bm.jpg|frame|left|Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.]] | ||
[[Category:Game Companies]] | [[Category:Game Companies]] | ||
Revision as of 13:44, 5 August 2009
A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. They suck at making games and systems (not according to Europeans and Brazilians though), though they are good at making propaganda.
Trivia
- AGES is SEGA backwards.
- Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
- Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
- Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, after he died, he couldn't do shit.
- They do what Nintendon't.
- Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex.
- They actually made fruit machines in the '50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
- The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
- Once got Michael Jackson to be in their propaganda.
- Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda.
- Has had the most consoles of any non-Nintendo company, none of which have ever beaten Nintendo (Although they were close with the Sega Genesis.).
- They were bought by the pachinko company Sammy and the companies have merged to form Sega Sammy Holdings. Therefore, Sonic shall be a guest fighter in the next Guilty Gear.
The opening screen for Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.
Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.
