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Revision as of 13:54, 16 July 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Ludwig Kooky Von Koopa is know to be a notorious spazz. He has a high cracking annoying-as-hell voice that is now considered ear rape. He's trying to grow his hair out, which by the way happens to be the color blue, but King Koopa demands the Kooky leaves his hair the way it is, or else he will rape him.
Likes
- Boobs
- Iggy
- Larry
- Naziism
- Adolf Hitler
- The Master/Aryan Race
- Chocolate
- Classical Music
Dislikes
- Being called Kooky
- Morton
- Communism
- Africans
- Jews
- Non-members of the master/Aryan race
- Asians
- Homosexuals
- Lemmy
- Being mistaken for a mad scientist
Misc.
- His real name is Ludwig von Koopa.
- Owner of the haunted Thump Castle Hotel. He has had complaints from customers over the vanishing doors.
- His Castle Hotel is often confused with Hyrule Castle.
- He is a Nazi, which usually causes him and Lemmy, a communist, to get into fights.
- He is also a member of the Klu Klux Klan.
- He invented the Kooky Cookie in Paper Mario.
- He Should have been a playable character in Super Smash Bros. Brawl but insted they put in Sonic the Hedgehog who isn't even a fucking Nintendo character in the first place. Thankfully, to make up for that mistake, Nintendo decided to him and his other brothers and his sister as bosses for the current newest Mario game called New Super Mario Brothers Wii.