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Feghoot is an inbred user on youchewpoop (Not really). He finds Hotel Mario to be nowhere near as annoying as [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], or [[Link: Faces of Evil]]. He plans to sometime make and [[AoStH]] poop, and hopefully a full [[Metal Gear Solid]] poop. He can speak Japanese, but not read it (well, I can read Hiragana and Katakana, just not Kanji). What a fucking moron. Many people think that he is [[Conker]] or [[King Harkinian]]. He likes video games, and he is also in love with Kumatora, from Mother 3. | Feghoot is an inbred user on youchewpoop (Not really). He finds Hotel Mario to be nowhere near as annoying as [[Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]], or [[Link: Faces of Evil]]. He plans to sometime make and [[AoStH]] poop, and hopefully a full [[Metal Gear Solid]] poop. He can speak Japanese, but not read it (well, I can read Hiragana and Katakana, just not Kanji). What a fucking moron. Many people think that he is [[Conker]] or [[King Harkinian]]. He likes video games, and he is also in love with Kumatora, from Mother 3. | ||
Revision as of 23:09, 23 June 2009
Name: Feghoot
Real Name: John Milford Barrick III
Sex: Male
Country: North United States of the People's Republic of the Soviet Vietnamese Kingdoms Union (NUSPRSVKU)
Preferred Software: Adobe After Effects
Feghoot is an inbred user on youchewpoop (Not really). He finds Hotel Mario to be nowhere near as annoying as Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, or Link: Faces of Evil. He plans to sometime make and AoStH poop, and hopefully a full Metal Gear Solid poop. He can speak Japanese, but not read it (well, I can read Hiragana and Katakana, just not Kanji). What a fucking moron. Many people think that he is Conker or King Harkinian. He likes video games, and he is also in love with Kumatora, from Mother 3.
His Poops
His poops aren't that well known, amongst the rest of the crowd. To this day, the first poop of his that he wasn't embarrassed about being to horribly funny is I CAME IN KONATA'S MOUTH LAST NIGHT. He still likes his first, A huge supply of chocolate Spaghetti and Have Mercy, Or Else You Will Die!, but he finds them too horrible but funny at the same time.
Preferred sources
- Conker's Bad Fur Day
- Lucky Star
- Hotel Mario
- Any anime
- Hentai
- Any video game
- Some other things
- NOT Dr. Rabbit
Preferred Methods
- Earrape
- seizures
- sentence mixing
- inverted and fucked up colors
Likes
- Breakfast
- Volvic Revive
- computers
- Bad Medicine
- F-Zero GP Legend
Hates
- Aids
- Shadow the Hedgehog (the DAMN game, he was cool in SA2)
- Damn
- Many Things
- Not being able to beat F-Zero GX on Very Hard. (Then again, we all hate that.)
- Very Crappy Computers
Loves
- Conker's Bad Fur Day
- F-Zero GX
- Video Games
- Not crappy computers
- Anime
- Haruhi
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
- Mother (The series, I am not a mother fucker)
- Kumatora
- Metal Gear
Outside of his Pooping Career
Hello everybody, this is Feghoot, or should I say John? Anyways, encase you're wondering what I do outside of pooping, I might as well explain myself. Got nothing better to do besides masturbating, and my dick isn't even hard yet.
So anyways, I just told you one thing I do, and that would be the obvious masturbation. Another thing I do, is hacking. Video game hacking. Currently, I am hex editing Super Mario 64, and for a long while now, have been working on the Super Deepercutt 64 hack. I've also, uh, been working on some Earthbound hacking, but I'll tell you about that later. Aside from video game hacking, I do the not so obvious video game playing. I also love drawing, and in my opinion, I can draw pretty good. When I have ideas. Otherwise, it comes out as complete shit. I also go on daily walks, though only at night, I have sensitive eyes and I overall just prefer the night.
Criticism
Who the fuck is that guy again
That was one good cheeseburger.
Trivia
- His two favorite series of all time are MOTHER and Metal Gear Solid.
- He is in love with Kumatora, one of the main characters of Mother 3.
- He has a pregnancy phobia.
- He considers himself weird, and says to anyone that thinks he's normal, "You're a liar."
- Intelligence proclaims that he is indeed a Wet Fart Boner Face. This has yet to be proven, as intelligence also claimed he had Smurf jizz hair, and Smurf jizz is white, where his hair is blue.
- Feghoot also happens to be a short-tempered otaku.
- He believes the morning sun is always going to shine again, and, he believes a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, oh, he believes in roses kissed in dew, why shouldn't he believe the same in you?
- Because you and Feggy are a couple of assholes.
- Other than liking the MGS and MOTHER series, he also loves Metroid, Resident Evil, Mario, Zelda, and all sorts of other game series, as well as single/double games such as Jet Force Gemini and Kingdom Hearts.
- Was trained in CQC by the Boss herself.
- He has no urge to be the very best, like no one ever was, as he already caught Mewtwo, making it impossible for Ash to obtain him, putting him one step ahead of Ash.
- Despite masturbating, daily, at least 3 times, Feghoot is actually not very perverted. He barely ever has sexual fantasies yet has, more than often, romantic fantasies.
- His favorite dish is unagi.
- While he loves Kumatora more than anything else in the world, he does admit that there are some other pretty cute girls. But none of them are anywhere near Kumatora, she's my favorite.
