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*He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten collest video game characters in video game history.
 
*He was ranked 5th place in [[Angry Nintendo Nerd|Screwattack]]'s top ten collest video game characters in video game history.
 
*He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man|Megaman]], [[retard|the King of Katamari Damacy]], [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[Naruto|Ryu Hayabusa]], yet he was defeated by [[sex|Lara Croft]], [[you|Dante from Devil May Cry]], [[Link|Cloud Strife]] (Which I think is right), and [[Captain Falcon|Duke Nukem]].
 
*He was ahead of [[Captain Guile|Guile]], [[Mega Man|Megaman]], [[retard|the King of Katamari Damacy]], [[Earthworm Jim]], and [[Naruto|Ryu Hayabusa]], yet he was defeated by [[sex|Lara Croft]], [[you|Dante from Devil May Cry]], [[Link|Cloud Strife]] (Which I think is right), and [[Captain Falcon|Duke Nukem]].
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*His name is not permanent; when in a liquid form he is Liquid Snake, and can also be Gaseous Snake.  Some witnesses have reported seeing a Plasma Snake and Condensate Snake, as well, but these last two are very rare.
 
*Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
 
*Snake? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
  

Revision as of 19:45, 14 June 2009

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Does Solid Snake really need to be explained?

His realationship with Otacon

Solid Snake is so obviously gay with Otacon.

Quotes

  • You know him?
  • METAL GEAR!!
  • By...farting. Are you kidding me?!
  • Damn!
  • How deep does it go?
  • Mei Ling! Samus took her clothes off!
  • How about we capture one so we could see what they taste like!
  • Are You Kidding Me!?
  • It must be a female.
  • Colonel, It's Me! I'm Fighting Myself!
  • Raiden!
  • Damn Kid.
  • Look at the size of that penis! I couldn't even lift that thing! And he's swinging it around like it's nothing!
  • I FEEL ASLEEP!

Trivia