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*He's from the town of Stuttgart.
 
*He's from the town of Stuttgart.
 
*Once acted in a German porno involving two puppies.
 
*Once acted in a German porno involving two puppies.
*Sponsored by the [[Hitler|Nazi]] government.
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*Sponsored by the [[Nazi]] government.
 
*Is madly in love with the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]].
 
*Is madly in love with the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]].
 
*Once had [[Gay Luigi|gay sex]] with the [[Spy]].
 
*Once had [[Gay Luigi|gay sex]] with the [[Spy]].

Revision as of 13:53, 4 May 2009

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Overview

The medic is the man who you spam the E button with that never shows up to heal you. One of the 9 classes from the first person shooter PC game, Team Fortress 2. He originates from the country known as Germany, which automatically makes him a Nazi. Some weapons used by the doc is the medigun (healing dying fags), a gun that shoots serigens, and the bone saw that will cut THREW YOUR PUNY SPINE.

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Here we see the Medic seducing the Heavy to have sexual intercourse with him.
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Stephen Colbert dreams of the day he can become medic.