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*Is madly in love with the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]]. | *Is madly in love with the [[Heavy Weapons Guy]]. | ||
*Once had [[Gay Luigi|gay sex]] with the [[Spy]]. | *Once had [[Gay Luigi|gay sex]] with the [[Spy]]. | ||
| − | *Was tricked into healing [[Obama| | + | *Was tricked into healing [[Obama|Barack Obama]] at one point. |
| + | *He likes to thank [[Engineer|hard hatted friends]] for their good work. | ||
[[Image:Medic_bomb.PNG|thumb|200px|Here we see the Medic seducing the Heavy to have sexual intercourse with him.]] | [[Image:Medic_bomb.PNG|thumb|200px|Here we see the Medic seducing the Heavy to have sexual intercourse with him.]] | ||
| − | [[Image:NotMedic.jpg|thumb|left|270px| | + | [[Image:NotMedic.jpg|thumb|left|270px|Stephen Colbert dreams of the day he can become medic.]] |
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Revision as of 12:25, 3 May 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Overview
The medic is the man who you spam the E button with that never shows up to heal you. One of the 9 classes from the first person shooter PC game, Team Fortress 2. He originates from the country known as Germany, which automatically makes him a Nazi. Some weapons used by the doc is the medigun (healing dying fags), a gun that shoots serigens, and the bone saw that will cut THREW YOUR PUNY SPINE.
Trvia
- He's from the town of Stuttgart.
- Once acted in a German porno involving two puppies.
- Sponsored by the Nazi government.
- Is madly in love with the Heavy Weapons Guy.
- Once had gay sex with the Spy.
- Was tricked into healing Barack Obama at one point.
- He likes to thank hard hatted friends for their good work.
