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| − | A game company that made [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. | + | A game company that made [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. They suck at making games and systems, though they are good at making propaganda. |
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* Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] for 2009. | * Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] for 2009. | ||
* These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, [[No More Heroes|MadWorld]], and [[Halo|The Conduit]]. | * These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, [[No More Heroes|MadWorld]], and [[Halo|The Conduit]]. | ||
| + | *[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first. | ||
Revision as of 15:31, 24 April 2009
A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. They suck at making games and systems, though they are good at making propaganda.
Trivia
- AGES is SEGA backwards.
- Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009.
- These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
- Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
