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==In brief==
 
==In brief==
  
I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! I'M ON A BOAT! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
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Also known as Malkmusian on the YouChew Poop Forums
  
 
==History==
 
==History==
I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. TAKE A LOOK AT ME. STRAIGHT SAILING ON A BOAT ON THE DEEP BLUE SEA. BUSTIN' FIVE KNOTS. WIND WHIPPING OUT MY COAT. YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHERFUCKER, CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT.
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JohnFordDanceTroupe, named after a student in a choir class that was expelled due stealing Carmex, discovered YouTube Poop by accident with seeing "Hey Arnold! The Great Adventure" in June 2007. In response, he made a few fad poops and poops known to have AIDS material in them before venturing to other sources and the use of Sony Vegas 8.0. Even though he is virtually unknown to the pooping community, he feels like he has influenced others to use obscure material.
  
 
===First poop seen===
 
===First poop seen===
TAKE A PICTURE, TRICK. I'M ON A BOAT, BITCH. I'M DRINKING SANTANA CHAMP CAUSE IT'S SO CRIPS. I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS AND MY FLIPPIE FLOPPIES. YOU AT KINKOS STRAIGHT FLIPPIN' COPIES. I'M ON A DOLPHIN DOING FLIPS AND SHIT. THIS DOLPHIN'S SPLASHING GETTING EVERYBODY ALL WET BUT THIS AIN'T SEA WORLD. THIS IS AS REAL AS IT GETS. I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER. DON'T YOU EVER FORGET.
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N/A
  
 
===First poop made===
 
===First poop made===
I'M ON A BOAT AND IT'S GOING FAST AND I GOT A NAUTICAL THEMED PASHMINA AFGHAN!
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''Captain Beefheart's Sexy Suspender Striptease'' - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wIVWXg-nw
  
 
==Style==
 
==Style==
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD ON THE BOAT LIKE LEO. IF YOU ON THE SHORE THEN YOU SURE AREN'T ME-O. GET THE FUCK UP, THIS BOAT IS REAL!
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"Ear rape", sentence mixing, repetition, mirroring, reverse, inverting, panning and cropping
  
 
===Preferred Sources===
 
===Preferred Sources===
*FUCK LAND! I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER.
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*Can archive footage
*FUCK TREES! I CLIMB BUOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
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*UmJammer Lammy
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*Disaster Movie
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*Roseanne
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*Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy
  
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
===Preferred Methods===
 
<!-- see Poopisms for more information-->
 
<!-- see Poopisms for more information-->
*I'M ON THE DECK WITH MY BOYS, MOTHERFUCKER.
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*Deja vu
*THE BOAT ENGINE MAKES NOISE MOTHERFUCKER.
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*Ear rape
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*Extreme slo-mo
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*Stutter loop
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*Tech
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*Tech text
  
  
 
===Prefered Tech===
 
===Prefered Tech===
  
HEY, MA, IF YOU COULD SEE ME NOW. ARMS STRETCHED OUT ON THE STARBOARD BOW! GONNA FLY THIS BOAT TO THE MOON SOMEHOW!
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Sony Vegas 8.0
  
 
===Dislikes===
 
===Dislikes===
LIKE KEVIN GARNETT ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
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CD-i, Super Mario World, badly made poops
  
 
==Reception==
 
==Reception==
YEAH. NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE ON A BOAT!
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So far, his reception has been mixed, from people saying he is good to people calling him "horrible"
  
  
 
===Criticism===
 
===Criticism===
IT'S A BIG BLUE WATERY ROAD. POSEIDON! LOOK AT ME! OH! NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN A BIG BOAT COMIN' MY WAY!
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===Achievements===
 
===Achievements===
BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I FUCKED A MERMAID!
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==Associates==
 
==Associates==
I'M ON A BOAT
 
  
 
===In Real Life===
 
===In Real Life===
I'M ON A BOAT
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youtube.com/genochic13 - His sister, Brittany
  
 
===Online===
 
===Online===
EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME CAUSE I'M SAILING ON A BOAT!
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[[GasmaskAvenger]]
  
 
===Influences===
 
===Influences===
I'M ON A BOAT!
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[[WalrusGuy]], [[Deepercutt]], [[Nategorga]], [[Ophios]]
  
 
===Fans===
 
===Fans===
I'M ON A BOAT!
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<!--==Poop Listing==-->
 
<!--==Poop Listing==-->
TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKING BOAT!
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R80lh5XwsQE The Beatles' Sexual Encounter with a Crazy Psychopath]
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQsPYX4uf0w A Family of Cannibals Devour a Progressive Rock Band]
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4DGKpIvF5E Kid Rawk Has a Message for You]
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGmJEVUwfrE Daniel Revo Becomes a Gangster Rapper]
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4u0pgdCkV8 Scottish People Mourn the Bankruptcy of Kroger]
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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvI2V_KZBPk Doug Walker Applies to Be Shaq's Masseuse]
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[http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=JohnFordDanceTroupe&view=videos His videos]
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==Other Information==
 
==Other Information==
SHA-SHA-SHORTY!
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<!-- Other stuff that may be of interest -->
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
SHORTY!
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===Links===
 
===Links===
YEAAAAAAH!
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===Other Links===
 
===Other Links===
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU
 

Revision as of 22:45, 10 March 2009

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In brief

Also known as Malkmusian on the YouChew Poop Forums

History

JohnFordDanceTroupe, named after a student in a choir class that was expelled due stealing Carmex, discovered YouTube Poop by accident with seeing "Hey Arnold! The Great Adventure" in June 2007. In response, he made a few fad poops and poops known to have AIDS material in them before venturing to other sources and the use of Sony Vegas 8.0. Even though he is virtually unknown to the pooping community, he feels like he has influenced others to use obscure material.

First poop seen

N/A

First poop made

Captain Beefheart's Sexy Suspender Striptease - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_wIVWXg-nw

Style

"Ear rape", sentence mixing, repetition, mirroring, reverse, inverting, panning and cropping

Preferred Sources

  • Can archive footage
  • UmJammer Lammy
  • Disaster Movie
  • Roseanne
  • Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Preferred Methods

  • Deja vu
  • Ear rape
  • Extreme slo-mo
  • Stutter loop
  • Tech
  • Tech text


Prefered Tech

Sony Vegas 8.0

Dislikes

CD-i, Super Mario World, badly made poops

Reception

So far, his reception has been mixed, from people saying he is good to people calling him "horrible"


Criticism

Achievements

Associates

In Real Life

youtube.com/genochic13 - His sister, Brittany

Online

GasmaskAvenger

Influences

WalrusGuy, Deepercutt, Nategorga, Ophios

Fans

The Beatles' Sexual Encounter with a Crazy Psychopath A Family of Cannibals Devour a Progressive Rock Band Kid Rawk Has a Message for You Daniel Revo Becomes a Gangster Rapper Scottish People Mourn the Bankruptcy of Kroger Doug Walker Applies to Be Shaq's Masseuse

His videos


Other Information

Trivia

Links

Other Links