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Revision as of 22:33, 22 August 2008
This article is filed under Characters.Scratch is a robot chicken (lol, reference) who is gay for best friends with his identical twin brother, Grounder. He is an alcoholic, a smoker and a loyal 'worker' for Robotnik. Scratch has a pair of balls on his chin. Scratch has an obsession with Robotnik's penis also. Occasionally Scratch will elicit "favors" for Robotnik for special privleges....Like sinuses he is a badass. (See: ScraBotnik)
Likes
- Robotnik
- Penis(ya don't say?)
- High School Musical
- Booze
- Touching people in crowded rooms and then walking past leaving them wondering who just sexually harassed them.
- Farting at funerals
- Kidnapping children
- Wearing a fake mustache
- Stegblob
- Squidward
Dislikes
Quotes
- "Blehhh...Try this, kid!"
- "Dr. robotnik loves my balls best!"
- "It's so cute!"
- "You forgot to pull this one!"
- "I wanna try this BOOZE"
- "You're my hero, Dr. Robotnik sir!"
- "Ha-HA Ha-HA!!!!"
- "DR. ROBOTNIIIIIIIIK!!! WE FOUND THE HEDGEHOG!!!"
- "Try Hhhhit"
- "hey there little boy i got some balls you can play with"
