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| − | *Ed can play a violin, but his violin playing sounds more like Cliff Burton's bass | + | *Ed can play a violin, but his violin playing sounds more like either Cliff Burton's bass (on a good day) or nails on a chalkboard (on a bad day). |
*He can generate a charge of static electricity big enough to blow up a house. Zappity zap zap! | *He can generate a charge of static electricity big enough to blow up a house. Zappity zap zap! | ||
*He can be a woodpecker, but he tends to pick dirt rather than wood. | *He can be a woodpecker, but he tends to pick dirt rather than wood. | ||
Revision as of 10:41, 15 March 2008
This article is filed under Characters.Ed is one of "The Three Eds". He is known as the brawns of the Eds. He was never a smart fellow, as is evidenced by archival footage played in one of the episodes. He is not related to either Edd, Eddy, or Sarah. She was adopted. That will explain the yelling. According to DNA tests, her real parents are Robotnik and Mama Luigi. Recently, Ed was served a sexual harassment lawsuit for attempting to give out hot dickings to the Kankers while looking for a spoon.
Cultural Heritage: American
Skills
- Ed can play a violin, but his violin playing sounds more like either Cliff Burton's bass (on a good day) or nails on a chalkboard (on a bad day).
- He can generate a charge of static electricity big enough to blow up a house. Zappity zap zap!
- He can be a woodpecker, but he tends to pick dirt rather than wood.
- He can lift a freakin' house, and has been able to do that since he was, like, three. Now that's hardcore.
- He can kill wood while listing to J-Rock.
Trivia
- Likes Pudding skin.
- Enjoys having people 'whack' him.
- Enjoys cookie dough.
- Screams almost as much as Rolf.
- Once glued a block of wood to Johnny's foot.
- He is NOT smart now.
- LOVES Chickens.
- Has an addiction to gravy and buttered toast.
- Can swallow a video camera with relative ease.
- Makes crushing playgrounds seem such a breeze.
- He may move slow...
- And jump stupidly high...
- But this Ed's ONE HELL OF A GUY! UH!
- Was a moose once.
- Once glued his dick to a table.
Quotes
- Nice carpet, Eddy.
- I love canoes.
- I AM CAN OPENER MAN!
- Whack me! Whack me! Whack me! Whack me!
- My dad has a shovel.
- Am I smart now?
- COOKIE DOUGH!!
- Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy I am such a lucky elf.
- You guys are gonna make my turtle cry.
- Touch me again, and I will SQUASH you!
- BIG TROUBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!!
- I'm a woodpecker, 'cept with dirt.
- Why don't birds just take a bus south for the winter?
- Hello light.
- MAN THE HELMS! DIVE DIVE!
- (using puppet) Oh dear, I fell!
- EXTREME CLOSEUP!
