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Captain Falcon is from F-Zero. He likes to punch people with his trademark move, the [[Falcon Punch]], which very rarely destroys a whole galaxy because otherwise, the elitist tourneyfags will complain. He is the third strongest creature in the universe. Also, he has actually been confirmed for Brawl SO MUCH...that it seems like he hasn't been confirmed at all. He also invented the FALGASM, which can smash even [[Hulk Hogan]] into pieces. | Captain Falcon is from F-Zero. He likes to punch people with his trademark move, the [[Falcon Punch]], which very rarely destroys a whole galaxy because otherwise, the elitist tourneyfags will complain. He is the third strongest creature in the universe. Also, he has actually been confirmed for Brawl SO MUCH...that it seems like he hasn't been confirmed at all. He also invented the FALGASM, which can smash even [[Hulk Hogan]] into pieces. | ||
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| + | Captain Falcon currently holds the title of "Manliest Being in the World". He is also the only person who would not be obliterated by a Falcon Punch. | ||
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| + | His racer, The Blue Falcon, also serves as a life-size model of his penis (which he calls the "Falcon Phoenis") | ||
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[[Image:BALCUPAUUUNSH.PNG|thumb|I believe he wants you to display your moves.]] | [[Image:BALCUPAUUUNSH.PNG|thumb|I believe he wants you to display your moves.]] | ||
[[Image:Falcon Punch.jpg|thumb|FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!]] | [[Image:Falcon Punch.jpg|thumb|FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUNCH!]] | ||
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== Captain Falcon's victims == | == Captain Falcon's victims == | ||
Revision as of 16:18, 9 February 2008
This article is filed under Characters.Captain Falcon is from F-Zero. He likes to punch people with his trademark move, the Falcon Punch, which very rarely destroys a whole galaxy because otherwise, the elitist tourneyfags will complain. He is the third strongest creature in the universe. Also, he has actually been confirmed for Brawl SO MUCH...that it seems like he hasn't been confirmed at all. He also invented the FALGASM, which can smash even Hulk Hogan into pieces.
Captain Falcon currently holds the title of "Manliest Being in the World". He is also the only person who would not be obliterated by a Falcon Punch.
His racer, The Blue Falcon, also serves as a life-size model of his penis (which he calls the "Falcon Phoenis")
Captain Falcon's signature MOVES!
- Falcon Punch
- Falcon Kick
- Raptor Boost
- EYYYIIIH Flaming Roundhouse Kick (Dropped it in 2001)
- Erotic Shoulder Barge (Replacement for the above move)
- The Knee
- Downward Double Stomp
Captain Falcon's victims
- Black Shadow
- Ganon
- Greil
- Some bat guy from Mystic Knights
- King of Hyrule
- Zero
- Superninja
- M.Bison
- Captain Olimar
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