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*[[Dr. Eggman]]/[[Robotnik]] before his mother remarried.
 
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*[[Chad Warden]], but he is a fag, and nobody likes him anyway.
*The [[Retard|Hanshin Tigers]] and their fans (see note below).
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*The [[Osaka]] Hanshin [[Cats|Tigers]] and their fans (see note below).
 
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*Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in [[1985]] and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single [[America]]n player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in.
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*Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in [[1985]] and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single [[America]]n player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in. As of 2014, they still have yet to win the Japan Series, appearing in, but losing to, the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks in the 2014 series.

Revision as of 08:59, 2 November 2014

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This article refers to either a food found in Youtube Poop, or an article related to food. Either way, it sure is delicious. MMMMMMMMMM, food!


Kentucky Fried Chicken is the restaurant of the Gods, owned by Colonel Sanders, and has appeared in both Dynamite Dux and Crazy Taxi. It is Robotnik's favourite food.

The founder of KFC himself, Colonel Sanders.
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The Demoman stares at his beloved fried chicken.

People Who Like KFC

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He once invaded the YouChew forums.
{{#ev:youtube|pwURoueDzFo|320}}The good Colonel himself, explaining Kentucky Fried Chicken.
{{#ev:youtube|ixgjBfITrYI|320}}Don't say that your food company is better. Just don't.

People Who DON'T Like KFC

{{#ev:youtube|3G5arh3qC5c|320}}Kill the Fucking Chicken!!!

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  • Note: Colonel Sanders placed a curse on the Hanshin Tigers because Tigers fans stole his statue from a nearby Kentucky Fried Chicken in 1985 and threw it in the river. The reason why is because fans resembling each of the players on the team would jump into the river in Osaka as a way of celebrating, and there wasn't a fan that looked like their single American player. The statue, though, did resemble the American, so they threw it in. As of 2014, they still have yet to win the Japan Series, appearing in, but losing to, the Fukuoka Softbank Hawks in the 2014 series.