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*Often paired with the [[Engineer]] in a line of cheap comedys known as Team Phailtress 324.
 
*Often paired with the [[Engineer]] in a line of cheap comedys known as Team Phailtress 324.
 
*Is one of the loudest characters in the world of YouTube Poop. Along with [[Haruhi]], [[Tidyup]], and possibly [[Super Robotnik]].
 
*Is one of the loudest characters in the world of YouTube Poop. Along with [[Haruhi]], [[Tidyup]], and possibly [[Super Robotnik]].
*Can do a [[Falcon Punch]], as exampled in this video. {{vid|ilVMNr-MPSo}}
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*Can do a [[Falcon Punch]], as exampled in this video.
 
*Enjoys knocking two grenades together, despite the obvious explosion hazard.
 
*Enjoys knocking two grenades together, despite the obvious explosion hazard.
 
*Also enjoys talking to decapitated heads, which may indicate that he has no friends.
 
*Also enjoys talking to decapitated heads, which may indicate that he has no friends.
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Revision as of 19:48, 3 October 2007

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The Soldier in his early days during The 2Fort War, nicknamed "The Blue Bomber" during that time.

The Soldier is one of Heavy Weapons Guy's gay lovers. He is known to be one of Mama Luigi's few weaknesses, due to excessive yelling and having an uncanny explosion fetish.

Controversy

Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.

Vietnam and 2Fort

He desperately wanted to fight in Vietnam as well, but still the Soldier was rejected from the military branches (Even if drafting was used.) This time he went to 2Fort, Texas to kill some other people. He was awarded the Medal of Honor by himself and was signed as head of the General of the Blue Team. It later turned out that the Red Team had more players and more points, so the Soldier switched like a bastard to the Red Team and has been fighting on it ever since.

Quotes

  • UNLESS IT'S A FARM
  • HERDED THEM ONTO A BOAT
  • BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Trivia

  • He owns a FARM.
  • Also owns a zoo.
  • Often paired with the Engineer in a line of cheap comedys known as Team Phailtress 324.
  • Is one of the loudest characters in the world of YouTube Poop. Along with Haruhi, Tidyup, and possibly Super Robotnik.
  • Can do a Falcon Punch, as exampled in this video.
  • Enjoys knocking two grenades together, despite the obvious explosion hazard.
  • Also enjoys talking to decapitated heads, which may indicate that he has no friends.

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