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| + | {{youmay|the horny gym leader from [[Pokemon]]|[[Brock Samson|the body guard from Venture Bros.]]}} | ||
{{char}} | {{char}} | ||
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| − | [[Image:Doubletrouble.jpg| | + | |name=Brock |
| − | + | |image=Brock.png | |
| + | |caption=He loves [[George Volcano|DUH]] [[Mung Daal|LADIES!]] | ||
| + | |shows=Pokemon | ||
| + | |sex=Male | ||
| + | |age=33 | ||
| + | |nationality=Japanese | ||
| + | |occupation=Pokemon Gym Leader/Trainer | ||
| + | |cast=Eric Stuart, Bill Rogers | ||
| + | }} | ||
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| + | ==Description== | ||
| + | [[Image:Doubletrouble.jpg|thumb|Stereotypical [[hentai]] storyline anyone?]] | ||
[[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] | [[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] | ||
[[Image:brock-eyes.jpg|thumb|BROCK EXPOSED]] | [[Image:brock-eyes.jpg|thumb|BROCK EXPOSED]] | ||
{{VidCaption|Xk1M8ffX9Jg|Brock horribly rapes Ash.}} | {{VidCaption|Xk1M8ffX9Jg|Brock horribly rapes Ash.}} | ||
| − | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | + | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type [[Pokemon]], which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] |
After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. | ||
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==Liked by== | ==Liked by== | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *Ash |
| + | *[[Misty]] | ||
*[[May]] | *[[May]] | ||
| − | *[[ | + | *[[Dawn]] |
==Disliked By== | ==Disliked By== | ||
| − | *The girls who he spies on, especially | + | *The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny. |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | ||
*40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]], which might explain why his eyes are always shut. | *40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]], which might explain why his eyes are always shut. | ||
| − | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes | + | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes. |
*Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons. | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons. | ||
*Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | *Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | ||
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*He's actually 15. No, really. | *He's actually 15. No, really. | ||
*Is the ''Pokémon'' version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers". | *Is the ''Pokémon'' version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers". | ||
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[[Category:Characters]] | [[Category:Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Characters - Japanese]] | [[Category:Characters - Japanese]] | ||
Revision as of 16:23, 29 August 2011
This article is filed under Characters.
Description
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Stereotypical hentai storyline anyone?
File:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif
Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
Likes
- Nurse Joy (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- Officer Jenny (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
- Just about every woman he ever meets.
- Boobs
- Sex - He claims masturbating is having sex.
- Cum
- Being a perv.
- Hentai
- Fishing Pole Mai
- SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
- His Vulpix
Dislikes
- Babies
- Gay Sex
- Traps
Liked by
Disliked By
- The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny.
Trivia
- He was horny enough to rape Ash, who had to pay him pay for something.
- He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, many seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be
killed offmysteriously dropped from the series. - Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
- Has been known to mistake onigiri (rice balls) for doughnuts.
- In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
- He's actually 15. No, really.
- Is the Pokémon version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers".
