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Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his [[sex|penis grilling techniques]]. He is the most [[sex]]ually attractive being on Earth, to the point where catching a glimpse of him is lethal. | Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his [[sex|penis grilling techniques]]. He is the most [[sex]]ually attractive being on Earth, to the point where catching a glimpse of him is lethal. | ||
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==Hogasm== | ==Hogasm== | ||
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a [[sex|hogasm]]. This phenomena can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying [[you]]r pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. | Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a [[sex|hogasm]]. This phenomena can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying [[you]]r pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. | ||
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*Occasionally makes mistakes in speeches. | *Occasionally makes mistakes in speeches. | ||
*Enjoys showing off his [[Penis|plump and juicy hot-dogs]] to his victims before violently ejaculating on them. | *Enjoys showing off his [[Penis|plump and juicy hot-dogs]] to his victims before violently ejaculating on them. | ||
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| + | Image:Cartoon-hogan.jpg|Hulk Hogan: Animated. | ||
| + | Image:Hogan_With_lloyd.jpg|Hulk Hogan with his boyfriend, Christopher Lloyd. | ||
| + | Image:Warrior-hogan2.gif|Hulk Hogan once had a hogasm from getting [[sex|head]] by [[The Ultimate Warrior]]. | ||
| + | Image:Hoganarg.jpg|Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins. | ||
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Revision as of 04:42, 14 March 2011
This article is filed under Characters.Hulk Hogan is a dangerous monster infamous for his penis grilling techniques. He is the most sexually attractive being on Earth, to the point where catching a glimpse of him is lethal.
Recently the grill stopped working because of overuse.
Hogasm
Hulk Hogan can cause a powerful earth-rumbling ejaculation called a hogasm. This phenomena can cause your crotch to explode into an giant semen shower, destroying your pants in the process. It's rumored the ejaculation is secretly used to transport people, as it packs enough power to propel victims backwards to the moon. However, this has yet to be confirmed. Some people hate to be confronted by a occurrence of a hogasm, leading to unnecessary aggression. It's advised to treat them with care.
Trivia
- He stars in a cartoon.
- Occasionally makes mistakes in speeches.
- Enjoys showing off his plump and juicy hot-dogs to his victims before violently ejaculating on them.
- He is the ONLY person who could battle Brock Samson and win. Although Brock would still survive because he is equally as awesome.
- His ultimate rival is apparently The Ultimate Warrior.
- Was a former wrestler in the WWF/WWE.
- Is now in a reality TV show.
- Also known as The Incredible Hulk Hogan.
- He sometimes does voice acting for Robot Chicken.
- Francine proposed that he wrestle against Arthur Read. Yes.
- As of October of 2009, Hulk Hogan has returned to the wrestling universe... but he'll be in TNA instead of the WWE.
- He once fought against Rocky Balboa!
- The Ultimate Warrior once wanted Hulk Hogan to knock out everyone on his plane and make the plane that he's on go into a complete nosedive! D:
- Look at the top of the page. See the little "character" template. Hulk Hogan was specially chosen to be the character on that little informative bar, replacing former champion George The Volcano. Therefore, Hulk Hogan is the daddy now. :D
Likes
- Saying Brotha
- Yellow/Red Uniforms
- Wrestling
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- His Ultimate Grill
Dislikes
- Animal Cruelty
- Vince McMahon
- "Macho Man" Randy Savage
- The Ultimate Warrior
- The fact that Bass (from the Dead or Alive games) looks just like him.
- Booker T
- Being teleported to a cave he's never been to before.
- His rapping career.
Hulkamaniacs
- SeductiveBaz
- Connerhawke
- mariomarioecw
- SuperYoshi
- TyrannosaurusReich
- Super Macho Man
- Bass
- Bandit Keith
- Everyone
Gallery
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Hulk Hogan: Animated.
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Hulk Hogan with his boyfriend, Christopher Lloyd.
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Hulk Hogan once had a hogasm from getting head by The Ultimate Warrior.
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Hogan, shocked at the appearance of a bunch of gremlins.
