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''"Oh, hai Chewiki!" - Tommy upon the discovery of his website.'' | ''"Oh, hai Chewiki!" - Tommy upon the discovery of his website.'' | ||
| − | '''Tommy Wiseau''' is | + | '''Tommy Wiseau''' is the greatest actor, director, producer and screenwriter of all time. It's something that once you discover it, you can not only be enlightened, but you can also never escape from it. His main flick that's associated with him is [[The Room]]. |
==How Come No One's Heard of Him Until Now?== | ==How Come No One's Heard of Him Until Now?== | ||
| − | Well, he was a poor New Orleans man with a French attitude. However, you probably never heard of him because of the obscurity The Room held at the time. After all, he only did one other film before he tried again with "The House That Drips Blood On Alex". Of course, he gained some extra popularity when The Room not only aired on [[Adult Swim]] for 2009 and even 2010, but he also appeared on [[Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!]] But he truly wasn't discovered until, you guessed it, the [[Nostalgia Critic]] traveled [[Back to the Future|back to the future]] just to review this film, which wasn't the Critic even thought | + | Well, he was a poor New Orleans man with a French attitude. However, you probably never heard of him because of the obscurity The Room held at the time. After all, he only did one other film before he tried again with "The House That Drips Blood On Alex". Of course, he gained some extra popularity when The Room not only aired on [[Adult Swim]] for 2009 and even 2010, but he also appeared on [[Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!]]. But he truly wasn't discovered until, you guessed it, the [[Nostalgia Critic]] traveled [[Back to the Future|back to the future]] just to review this film, which wasn't the movie Critic even thought he was going to review. Basically, the Critic was so amazed at how bad this film was that he gave his viewers the ''recommendation'' of viewing this film for yourself. Sadly, for some strange reason, some jackass named "John from The Room movie dot com" decided to remove his review from his own website (along with Obscurous Lupa, but no one cares about her). Thankfully, [[YouTube]] decided to leave his review up there in peace. Think about that for a moment. Anyway, the point remains in that Tim & Eric and/or the Nostalgia Critic were probably the reasons why you even clicked here on the first place. Good for you, but it's a funny story for us. |
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*"Funny, funny man. So funny I forgot to laugh at you." | *"Funny, funny man. So funny I forgot to laugh at you." | ||
*"What a story, Mark!" | *"What a story, Mark!" | ||
| + | *"They are using me. And I'm the fool." | ||
*"WHY LISA, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!" | *"WHY LISA, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!" | ||
| − | |||
*"Hai Doggie!" | *"Hai Doggie!" | ||
*"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's ''bullshit'', I did not hit her, I did naht!" | *"I did not hit her, it's not true, it's ''bullshit'', I did not hit her, I did naht!" | ||
| + | **"Oh, hai Mark!" | ||
*"I'm fed up with this world!" | *"I'm fed up with this world!" | ||
*"You're just a chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep!" | *"You're just a chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep!" | ||
| − | *"Don't touch me | + | *"Don't touch me mothur fauhker, get out!" |
*"Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life?" | *"Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life?" | ||
| + | *"Oh hai, Internet! I'm Tommy Wiseau, and this is my Tommy Wi''show''!" | ||
| + | *"Look, I grow goatee for you. Iz beautiful '''HAH'''." | ||
| + | *"Oh hai phone!" | ||
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*He doesn't drink. I mean, he might whail on his bitches like they were banshees, but he ''never'' drinks! | *He doesn't drink. I mean, he might whail on his bitches like they were banshees, but he ''never'' drinks! | ||
*Some people believe that Tommy's really an alien in disguise! If that's true, then he really hides it well. | *Some people believe that Tommy's really an alien in disguise! If that's true, then he really hides it well. | ||
| − | *He sometimes hosts his own show called "The Tommy Wiseau Show". Although, he sometimes calls it his "Tommy | + | *He sometimes hosts his own show called "The Tommy Wiseau Show". Although, he sometimes calls it his "Tommy Wi''show''". |
*He's fed up with this world! | *He's fed up with this world! | ||
| − | *After all this time, he was really "John from The Room | + | *After all this time, he was really "John from The Room movie dot com". What a twist! |
*Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life? Tommy's sex life is great! | *Anyway, how's your [[sex]] life? Tommy's sex life is great! | ||
| + | *They are using him, and he is the fool ;__; | ||
==Websites== | ==Websites== | ||
Revision as of 13:22, 16 December 2010
This article is filed under Characters."Oh, hai Chewiki!" - Tommy upon the discovery of his website.
Tommy Wiseau is the greatest actor, director, producer and screenwriter of all time. It's something that once you discover it, you can not only be enlightened, but you can also never escape from it. His main flick that's associated with him is The Room.
How Come No One's Heard of Him Until Now?
Well, he was a poor New Orleans man with a French attitude. However, you probably never heard of him because of the obscurity The Room held at the time. After all, he only did one other film before he tried again with "The House That Drips Blood On Alex". Of course, he gained some extra popularity when The Room not only aired on Adult Swim for 2009 and even 2010, but he also appeared on Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!. But he truly wasn't discovered until, you guessed it, the Nostalgia Critic traveled back to the future just to review this film, which wasn't the movie Critic even thought he was going to review. Basically, the Critic was so amazed at how bad this film was that he gave his viewers the recommendation of viewing this film for yourself. Sadly, for some strange reason, some jackass named "John from The Room movie dot com" decided to remove his review from his own website (along with Obscurous Lupa, but no one cares about her). Thankfully, YouTube decided to leave his review up there in peace. Think about that for a moment. Anyway, the point remains in that Tim & Eric and/or the Nostalgia Critic were probably the reasons why you even clicked here on the first place. Good for you, but it's a funny story for us.
Quotes
- "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA!!!"
- "Funny, funny man. So funny I forgot to laugh at you."
- "What a story, Mark!"
- "They are using me. And I'm the fool."
- "WHY LISA, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!"
- "Hai Doggie!"
- "I did not hit her, it's not true, it's bullshit, I did not hit her, I did naht!"
- "Oh, hai Mark!"
- "I'm fed up with this world!"
- "You're just a chicken. Cheep, cheep, cheep-cheep-cheep!"
- "Don't touch me mothur fauhker, get out!"
- "Anyway, how's your sex life?"
- "Oh hai, Internet! I'm Tommy Wiseau, and this is my Tommy Wishow!"
- "Look, I grow goatee for you. Iz beautiful HAH."
- "Oh hai phone!"
Trivia
- His favorite sport is American Football, followed by basketball.
- He doesn't drink. I mean, he might whail on his bitches like they were banshees, but he never drinks!
- Some people believe that Tommy's really an alien in disguise! If that's true, then he really hides it well.
- He sometimes hosts his own show called "The Tommy Wiseau Show". Although, he sometimes calls it his "Tommy Wishow".
- He's fed up with this world!
- After all this time, he was really "John from The Room movie dot com". What a twist!
- Anyway, how's your sex life? Tommy's sex life is great!
- They are using him, and he is the fool ;__;
Websites
"What a story, Chewiki!" - Tommy Wiseau after seeing his article.
