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Revision as of 11:38, 25 July 2010
O, Canada... our home and native land, eh?
Welcome to Canada, eh? Canada is basically just like America except we speak two languages, our country is bigger, our alphabet doesn't rhyme, and people tend to forget about us, eh? We also make delicious maple syrup, and it's always snowing, eh?
Canadians, Eh?
- Bear Hugger
- Rush
- Terrance and Philip
- Peter Cullen
- These guys
Disliked By, Eh?
- Homer Simpson
- Americans
- Orson Welles
- Richard Nixon
- Capcom (There's not a single Canadian in Street Fighter. Except possibly M. Bison, but that's crazy talk, ya hooser.)
Other Information, Eh?
- It's the second-largest country in the world, right next to Russia. That sure is an achievement, eh?
- Some poopers have actually come from Canada. In fact, one extremely popular poop was made in Canada.
- We've got Zellers instead of Target, and both Batman and Robin love to advertise for Zellers after stopping crimes involving extremely high prices. Not too bad of an advertisement, eh?
- We got Pokémon Diamond and Pearl early. Eat that, America!
- Despite being made in Canada, we don't get Ed, Edd, n' Eddy. That's special.
- They don't show The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack either. Also special.
- We find the word "war" offensive in show titles. Even more special.
- Dr. Robotnik has conquered Canada.
- Loli is illegal here. Sankaku Complex, eat your heart out.
- Our 21st century shows suck.
- Coach Z has a Canadian cousin named "Coach Zed".
- We hosted the 1986 & 2010 Winter Olympics, as well as the 1976 Summer Olympics. Recognition!
- They do well in hockey, even when America ended up beating them that one time.
We'll get you next time, USA. Next time.Oh wait, we already did that. Never mind. - We don't say "eh" all the time, eh?
