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*Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.
 
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*Once chase [[Real Mario]] and [[Real Luigi]] because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
 
*Once chase [[Real Mario]] and [[Real Luigi]] because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
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*Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.
  
 
==Quotes==
 
==Quotes==

Revision as of 00:36, 10 July 2010

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This king can dance the jig!
{{#ev:youtube|rjcfZDNbeEU|320}}I LOVE MY FOOOOOD. ALL OF MY FOOOOOOD.
The King hungers(!!)... for more!!

The Food-Loving King is the unnamed ruler of an unnamed kingdom from the PC game Only the Brave Can Rescue the Kidnapped Princess. He spends most of the time singing songs about loving to eat food that have weird guitar solos. For this one song his eyes become unusually large as well.

He looks to be a relative of either Duke Onkled or King Harkinian.

Things The Food Loving King Has Eaten

  • Pizza
  • Fries
  • Chicken in a basket.
  • Hamburgers
  • Salami
  • Barbecue Sauce
  • Turkey
  • Sweet Corn
  • Ham
  • Shit (Especially if it's in a basket.)
  • People (Hinted at in one verse of the song.)
  • Colored Ribbons
  • Pussy
  • The entire fridge.

Trivia

  • Can eat entire things that shouldn't even be finished in one bite as one whole bite with a fork.
  • Once chase Real Mario and Real Luigi because he was hungry for them. He ended up eating Real Mario only.
  • Ironically, he never did eat until he started to do so in the first place.

Quotes

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Oh damn, the queen is a cunt!

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Pastrami with ham, a glutton I am.

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I love my food. All of my food!

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A plate is great if it's great!

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Shit in a basket!