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*Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | *Every once in a while, he cooks [[dinner]] for [[King Harkinian]], which The King enjoys very much. | ||
*40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]], which might explain why his eyes are always shut. | *40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex [[traps]], which might explain why his eyes are always shut. | ||
| − | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes. | + | *It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes, or [[Powerup Comics|make pixeled images seem detailed]]. |
*Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons. | *Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, ''many'' seasons. | ||
*Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | *Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the ''Food Network.'' | ||
Revision as of 07:08, 2 July 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
Stereotypical hentai storyline anyone?
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Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
Likes
- Nurse Joy (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- Officer Jenny (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
- Just about every woman he ever meets.
- Boobs
- Sex - He claims masturbating is having sex.
- Cum
- Being a perv.
- Hentai
- Fishing Pole Mai
- SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
Dislikes
- Babies
- Gay Sex
- Traps
Liked by
Disliked By
- The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.
Trivia
- He was horny enough to rape Ash, who had to pay him pay for something.
- He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes, or make pixeled images seem detailed.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, many seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be
killed offmysteriously dropped from the series. - Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
- Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
- In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
- He's actually 15. No, really.
- Is the Pokémon version of Gourry Gabriev from "Slayers".
- Not to be confused with Brock Samson.
