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{{youmay|the horny gym leader from [[Pokemon]]|[[Brock Samson|the body guard from Venture Bros.]]}} | {{youmay|the horny gym leader from [[Pokemon]]|[[Brock Samson|the body guard from Venture Bros.]]}} | ||
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[[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] | [[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] | ||
[[Image:brock-eyes.jpg|thumb|BROCK EXPOSED]] | [[Image:brock-eyes.jpg|thumb|BROCK EXPOSED]] | ||
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The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | ||
After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. | ||
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk) | *[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk) | ||
Revision as of 14:30, 29 June 2010
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Stereotypical hentai storyline anyone?
File:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif
Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
Likes
- Nurse Joy (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- Officer Jenny (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
- Just about every woman he ever meets.
- Boobs
- Sex - He claims masturbating is having sex.
- Cum
- Being a perv.
- Hentai
- Fishing Pole Mai
- SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
Dislikes
- Babies
- Gay Sex
Liked by
Disliked By
- The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.
Trivia
- He was horny enough to rape Ash, who had to pay him pay for something.
- He actually opened his eyes to entertain a Larvitar (pic to the right).
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty, May, or Dawn whatsoever despite traveling with them for many, many seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be
killed offmysteriously dropped from the series. - Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
- Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
- In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
- Not to be confused with Brock Samson.
