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| + | * "[[Mama Luigi|That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!]]" (Evil pirate laugh) | ||
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Peter Griffin is a fat, retarded drunk, he lives in a fictional town called Quoahog in Rhode Island. He meet a lot of celebrities such as: Gene Simmons, O.J Simpson, Jesus Christ, and many others. He is hated by most of his family because he is not rich and drinks way too much.
He probably would have been a popular Youtube Poop character if FOX was not so greedy.
Likes
- His friends, Quagmire, Cleveland and Joe
- A majority of his family
- Beer
- TV
- Boobies
- Blowjobs
- The 30 puppies he adopted without consequences.
Dislikes
- Not having Surfin' Bird around him.
- Being tricked via switching normal signs with sexual signs.
- Being touched in the Ass by his doctor at a prostate exam.
- The chicken he fought a few times.
- Being blind.
- The FCC. (For censoring his life once.)
- The English. (for stealing a bar he normally hang out with his friends once.)
- Vomiting.
Jobs He Took
Peter is well known for not being able to keep a job, and always having to get another.
- Toymaker
- Fisherman
- Salesman
- Casheer at Burger King
- President of a tobacco company
- Owner of a restuaunt
- The list just goes on.
Trivia
- He recently graduated from the 4th grade.
- Apparently, he looks very sexy without his glasses.
- The doctors found bacon bits in his blood.
- He once turned the den into Peewee's Playhouse.
- He was born in Mexico.
- He is a descendant of Moses, Abraham Lincoln and a black guy.
Quotes
- "What the Hell?!"
- "I am not your dad! I am Electric Man!!"
- "Don't point at me, you jackass!"
- "Eh, squizy! Babba-no-boop-bee?"
- "Oh my God! I'm black!"
- "Holy crip, he's a crapple!"
- "Surfin' Bird is sex...gone!"
- "Don't think you all didn't have a motivemotivemovite. You all had a motivemotivemotive!"
- "Buttscratcher?! Buttscratcher?!! Buttscratcher?!!!
- "Buttscratcherrr..." (Sad)
- "That's Long John Peter to you, Porthole!" (Evil pirate laugh)
