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[[Image:Oops.jpg|thumb|This locomotvie recently worked the Robotnik Express.]] | [[Image:Oops.jpg|thumb|This locomotvie recently worked the Robotnik Express.]] | ||
| + | It's a bit like a train; except it isn't a trian. Rather, it is a series of trains controlled by [[Dr. Robotnik]]. It is used to ship [[bombs]] to Robotnik's Emporium, where they are processed into missiles. Unfortunately for the poor doctor, the train is always late, and when it does arrive, it results in an explosion and great inferno. Therefore, it is obviously operated by retards. However, it is said that at a final point in the journey, operations are taken over by Robotnik's own hired 2-man crew. The train also has a 'Super sucking vacuum trap' rigged in the [[ass|caboose]] in case it is attacked. This has occured before, such as when the train was involved in a terrorist plot by [[Da Bears]] in 1991. | ||
| − | + | At one point it was used to ship [[ROBOTNIK WANTS KFC|Robotnik alot of KFC]] until Sonic and Tails hijacked it and sent Mama Luigi to crash into one of his/her deaths. | |
| + | ==Chew Chew== | ||
| + | The Train Symbol for the Robotnik Express is X-RBOEMP-975 or something like that. Why did we need to tell you that? No perfectly logical reason at all! | ||
| − | + | ==It's Eventual Cancellation== | |
| − | + | In late 2008 or early 2009, Dr. Robotnik starting using his bombs turned into missiles less and less because he started using his [[PINGAS]], his presidency of YouTube Poop, and his genius to his advantage. This caused the trains to arrive less and less due to the fact that he rarely needed bombs that became missiles anymore, even if the train arrived on time. On December of 2009, he decided to fire all the retarded employees (except for [[Scratch]] and [[Grounder]] of course) and shut down all operations effective immediately. Nowadays, it is used as a Best Buy where many HD-TVs are sold and other technological advantages towards the world are sold there. | |
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Revision as of 12:01, 21 February 2010
It's a bit like a train; except it isn't a trian. Rather, it is a series of trains controlled by Dr. Robotnik. It is used to ship bombs to Robotnik's Emporium, where they are processed into missiles. Unfortunately for the poor doctor, the train is always late, and when it does arrive, it results in an explosion and great inferno. Therefore, it is obviously operated by retards. However, it is said that at a final point in the journey, operations are taken over by Robotnik's own hired 2-man crew. The train also has a 'Super sucking vacuum trap' rigged in the caboose in case it is attacked. This has occured before, such as when the train was involved in a terrorist plot by Da Bears in 1991.
At one point it was used to ship Robotnik alot of KFC until Sonic and Tails hijacked it and sent Mama Luigi to crash into one of his/her deaths.
Chew Chew
The Train Symbol for the Robotnik Express is X-RBOEMP-975 or something like that. Why did we need to tell you that? No perfectly logical reason at all!
It's Eventual Cancellation
In late 2008 or early 2009, Dr. Robotnik starting using his bombs turned into missiles less and less because he started using his PINGAS, his presidency of YouTube Poop, and his genius to his advantage. This caused the trains to arrive less and less due to the fact that he rarely needed bombs that became missiles anymore, even if the train arrived on time. On December of 2009, he decided to fire all the retarded employees (except for Scratch and Grounder of course) and shut down all operations effective immediately. Nowadays, it is used as a Best Buy where many HD-TVs are sold and other technological advantages towards the world are sold there.
