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A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the Zelda [[CD-i]] games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers. | A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the Zelda [[CD-i]] games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers. | ||
| − | Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as Robotnik and Dr.Rabbit. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became [[AIDS]] and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, [[Super AIDS]]. | + | Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as [[Robotnik]] and [[Dr.Rabbit]]. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became [[AIDS]] and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, [[Super AIDS]]. |
Revision as of 18:35, 8 September 2007
In The Beginning....
There exsisted two forces; Uctions and Anti-Uctions. They were roommates living in a small apartment in Southern Illinois. Uctions and Anti-Uctions were friends for years, but one day Anti-Uctions left the cottage cheese out on the kitchen counter. Uctions was pissed. After a long arguement over the now spoiled cottage cheese, Anti-Uctions went over the edge and killed his dear friend Uctions. In his mourning he killed himself, and their ashes were spread throughout the world (don't ask me how).
What happened next?!
Though Uctions and Anti-Uctions became intermingled, the vast majority of Uctions landed in what would eventualy be the Mushroom Kingdom, and most of Anti-Uctions landed in the land of Hyrule, and the nearby islands of Koridai and Gamelon. Their energy soaked into the earth, and from them came forth the first signs of Poop-life.
While the denizens that sprang from Uction's energy lived peacefuly, a large chunk of Anti-Uctions still resided below the Mushroom Kingdom. This would be found later, in the form of a "Magic-Balloon", by none other than Luigi. Unaware, the power of Anti-Uctions soaked into his body, transforming him into the demon known as Mama Luigi.
A majority of the rest of Anti-Uctions formed into the characters of the Zelda CD-i games. But Uctions still resided there, and upon occasion would reveal itself to truely worthy Poopers.
Uctions formed into other characters in far-away lands such as Robotnik and Dr.Rabbit. All that remained of Anti-Uctions was a small amount of energy, which became AIDS and, fused with the power of Mama Luigi, Super AIDS.
