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Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "[[You Didn't Make It|he didn't make it]]", and an argument over a record.
 
Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "[[You Didn't Make It|he didn't make it]]", and an argument over a record.
  
Mario has an obsession with saying [[No|NO]] very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] (which was torn down in 1999), and humping vines. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.
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Mario has an obsession with saying [[No|NO]] very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the [[Coney Island Disco Palace]] (which was torn down in 1999), and humping vines, and Yoshi on certain occasions like Cave Christmas. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.
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Mario is also a promoter of the Cave Christmas holiday by often dressing up as Santa Claus.
  
 
Not to be confused with [[Fat Mario]], Mario's fat stunt double in [[Hotel Mario]].
 
Not to be confused with [[Fat Mario]], Mario's fat stunt double in [[Hotel Mario]].

Revision as of 02:28, 6 September 2007

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Mario in the Super Mario world cartoon Show

Mario is a notorious character in many games. He is usually seen with his brother, Luigi, who has been known to have multiple personalities, and Princess Peach, who seems to have hatred for one of Luigi's personalities, Mama Luigi. Mario like to claim things are good at times, and has claimed to be the master of UCTIONS, a known power supply to the universe.

Mario has had several conflicts with his brother, arguing where the princess is, over Luigi's craftsmenship, saying that "he didn't make it", and an argument over a record.

Mario has an obsession with saying NO very dramatically, talking about instruction books, the Coney Island Disco Palace (which was torn down in 1999), and humping vines, and Yoshi on certain occasions like Cave Christmas. He also seems to know the location of fires by locating smoke, and pinching currency in his spare time.

Mario is also a promoter of the Cave Christmas holiday by often dressing up as Santa Claus.

Not to be confused with Fat Mario, Mario's fat stunt double in Hotel Mario.

Facts

  • I AINT GOT NO MARIOS TO SPEND!
  • Throughout Super Mario World (Mainly Rock TV) Mario keeps making annoying 'huh-huh' noises before sentences. This is from being constantly slobbred by Yoshi.
  • Mario loves reading letters and phone bills.
  • Mario is obsessed with organization and teamwork. See IT'S A STONE, LUIGI.