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| + | [[Image:Doubletrouble.jpg|frame|Never fall in love with more than one girl. That's why he leaves Kanto with Ash to other places.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Brock.png|thumb|He loves [[George Volcano|DUH]] [[Mung Daal|LADIES!]]]] | ||
| + | [[Image:Vulpix.jpg|thumb|right|A [[Pokemon]] once owned by Brock.]] | ||
| + | [[Image:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif|frame|right|Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.]] | ||
The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks [[Link|great]] [[food]]. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is [[Get the hint?|totally not an innuendo for his perversion.]] | ||
| − | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. | + | After being "beaten" by [[Ash]], he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and [[Misty]] to [[Sex|get the girl of his dreams]]. |
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==Likes== | ==Likes== | ||
*[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk) | *[[Nurse Joy]] (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk) | ||
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==Disliked By== | ==Disliked By== | ||
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*The girls who he spies on, especially [[Nurse Joy]]. | *The girls who he spies on, especially [[Nurse Joy]]. | ||
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*In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | *In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin. | ||
*Not to be confused with [[Brock Samson]]. | *Not to be confused with [[Brock Samson]]. | ||
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[[Category:Characters - Japanese]] | [[Category:Characters - Japanese]] | ||
[[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | [[Category:Porno Watchers/Lovers]] | ||
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[[Category:Pokémon]] | [[Category:Pokémon]] | ||
Revision as of 04:34, 10 March 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
Never fall in love with more than one girl. That's why he leaves Kanto with Ash to other places.
A Pokemon once owned by Brock.
File:GirlsBravoMorphAnimationFairGame.gif
Brock will continue to look at this until they pop out.
The former Pewter City Gym Leader-turned-pervert who cooks great food. His specialty is Rock-type Pokemon, which is totally not an innuendo for his perversion.
After being "beaten" by Ash, he is reminded of how he is still a virgin, so he sets off with Ash and Misty to get the girl of his dreams.
Likes
- Nurse Joy (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- Officer Jenny (One of the two girls Brock likes to stalk)
- That one Pokemon Ranger (from one special episode of Pokemon)
- Boobs
- Sex - He claims masturbating is having sex.
- Cum
- Being a perv.
- Hentai
- Fishing Pole Mai
- SNK (For making Mai Shiranui in the first place.)
Dislikes
- Babies
- Gay Sex
Liked by
Disliked By
- The girls who he spies on, especially Nurse Joy.
Trivia
- Don't even think about what his eyes are like opened.
- Every once in a while, he cooks dinner for King Harkinian, which The King enjoys very much.
- 40% of the time, Brock falls victim to gay sex traps, which might explain why his eyes are always shut.
- It's rumored that squinting your eyes constantly like Brock does will give you the power to see through women's clothes.
- Surprisingly, Brock is not a pedophile and doesn't even look at younger girls, which probably explains why he has no attraction towards Misty whatsoever despite traveling with her for the first few seasons.
- Has made multiple guest appearances on various cooking shows across the Food Network.
- Was replaced by a square named Tracey Sketchit in the second season, who then proceeded to be
killed offput on a bus later. - Was once raped by Professor Ivy. Ironically enough, he did not enjoy it.
- Has been known to mistake rice balls for donuts.
- In one episode he met a girl just like him, but he didn't make his move in time and she dumped him for some pretty boy. Now he'll probably be a 40-year old virgin.
- Not to be confused with Brock Samson.
