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*Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR. | *Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR. | ||
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*UR GONNA EAT YER BABIES. | *UR GONNA EAT YER BABIES. | ||
*Every problem in America is due to buttsex. | *Every problem in America is due to buttsex. | ||
Revision as of 13:49, 5 January 2010
This article is filed under Characters.
God hates America, vile land of the sodomite damned. It is the most ungrateful and the most arrogant, anti-God nation that ever existed. Amen.
Things done for humanity
Let it be known that Fred Phelps has done a great deal for mankind. He has stopped Ganon many a time and has slain many a Vice President. He will also be in the upcoming Terminator movie.
He also looks pretty ridiculous in that windbreaker.
Dislikes
- Gays
- Jews
- The Roman Catholic Church
- Swedan
- Ireland
- America
- Canada
- The United Kingdom
- Bill O'Reilly
- Australia
Trivia
- Every person who dies splits Hell wide open.
- Jon Stewart's comedian sidekick is WHEEL GATOR.
- He wants free popcorn.
- UR GONNA EAT YER BABIES.
- Every problem in America is due to buttsex.
- Uses homosexuality as a scapegoat to pretty much everything
- Is sexist by telling his wife to "Get back in the kitchen".
- His son is NOT Michael Phelps, the nine-time gold medal winner in the Beijing 2008 Olympics.
