Star Wars

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Star Wars is an immensely popular sci-fi/action series created by George Lucas in 1977, and was ruined in 1997.

Characters

• Luke Skywalker
• Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker
• C-3PO
• R2-D2
• The Emperor/Chancellor Palpatine
• Princess Leia
• Lando Calrissian
• Han Solo
• Chewbacca
• General Grievous
• Darth Maul
• Qui-Gon Jinn
• Yoga Yoda
• Admiral Ackbar

Plot

Warning: Spoilers ahead. If you haven't seen them, get off of your fat ass and go see them all now.

Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

Qui-Gon and his apprentice, Obi-Wan, meet a retard and a young boy that does Pod Racing, who will eventually become Darth Vader. Qui-Gon dies, and Obi-Wan trains Anakin.

• This movie features probably the most annoying character to ever be conceived, Jar-Jar Binks.

Episode 2: Attack of the Clones

Too shitty, and isn't even relevent.

Episode 3: Revenge of the Shit Sith

Anakin finally becomes Darth Vader, and tries to kill his former master, Obi-Wan, and fails to do so, and almost dies. Meanwhile, the Empire is formed.

Episode 4: A New Hope

A farm boy, Luke Skywalker, finds these droids, saves Princess Leia, and blows-up the Death Star. Also, Obi-Wan is killed by Darth Vader.

Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back

The Empire finds the Rebel Base on Hoth and captures it, though Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, and Princess Leia escape. They all end-up in this city in the clouds, where they are betrayed. Meanwhile, Luke and Vader fight, and Vader wins. Vader then tells Luke that he is his father, and Luke tries to commit suicide. Also, Han Solo is frozen in Carbonite.

Episode 6: Return of the Jedi

They rescue Han Solo, then meet Teddy-bear things. Meanwhile, Lando blows-up the second Death Star. They then celebrate greatly.

Trivia

• George Lucas ruined them all in 1997, except for the ones that didn't yet exist, which were the prequel movies.
• Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones sucked. However, they weren't as bad as the Clone Wars movie that was released after Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith.
• They have one of the largest fanbases. That fanbase is composed primarily of nerds, like most fanbases.
• It holds the record for most movie merchandise in history.
• It also has several cartoons.
• Apparently, according to some weird people, you have to hate some things in order to become a true fan of Star Wars.
• There are also some awesome Star Wars video games that were released for consoles like the Famicom's Star Wars game, the NES' The Empire Strikes Back game, SNES' Super Star Wars games, many on the Nintendo 64 and the Playstation, and the current consoles that we have, as well as the 2 arcade Star Wars games from the 1980s, which were psuedo-3D.
• Most of these were made by George Lucas' video gaming company called LucasArts, also known as LucasFilm Games, who also made games like Maniac Mansion, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and the Tales of Monkey Island.