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*Likes having sex with Yoshi. | *Likes having sex with Yoshi. | ||
*Made [[Oogtar]] promise to be a good, [[gay]] boy for the rest of his life. Oogtar kept the promise. | *Made [[Oogtar]] promise to be a good, [[gay]] boy for the rest of his life. Oogtar kept the promise. | ||
*Hates [[King Koopa|Koopa]], whom he considers a contemptible corpuscle. | *Hates [[King Koopa|Koopa]], whom he considers a contemptible corpuscle. | ||
*He won't go on a diet. | *He won't go on a diet. | ||
| + | [[Image:Koopaklaus.png|thumb|right|Beware of [[Koopa Clause]], who's the false [[Santa Claus]] of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]].]] | ||
*Wikipedia claims that Santa Mario is a real form of Mario. | *Wikipedia claims that Santa Mario is a real form of Mario. | ||
*Was a bambino... er, um, a boy himself once. | *Was a bambino... er, um, a boy himself once. | ||
Revision as of 19:25, 11 December 2009
This article is filed under Characters.
Here we see Santa Mario being fucked by Yoshi. Oh, and if you're viewing this in Firefox, it should be funny.
Santa Mario is a form of Mario who appeared in the Super Mario World episode "The Night Before Cave Christmas". He looks identical to Mario except that he wears a Santa's hat and a fake beard. Santa Mario also likes having buttsecks with Yoshi, but he can become angry if Yoshi doesn't push hard enough. Santa Mario also has an evil laugh. Luigi once told Santa Mario not to wear his outfit in Brooklyn, causing him to go there naked.
Trivia
- Is a fatass.
- Likes having sex with Yoshi.
- Made Oogtar promise to be a good, gay boy for the rest of his life. Oogtar kept the promise.
- Hates Koopa, whom he considers a contemptible corpuscle.
- He won't go on a diet.
- Wikipedia claims that Santa Mario is a real form of Mario.
- Was a bambino... er, um, a boy himself once.
- Tells only the good kids to be good.
- Delivers toys to children in exchange for their souls.
- Is friends with Robotnikclaus
- He gave the gay, retarded, cave children toys, but not the Koopa kids, when the Koopa kids are a heck of alot more worthy of toys than the cave kids.
- He prefers Coke over all other drinks, besides milk.
