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[[Image:Episode_-4_Challenge_Of_The_Samurai_074_0001.jpg|thumb|Our hero doing what he does best; Masturbating behind the bushes.]] | [[Image:Episode_-4_Challenge_Of_The_Samurai_074_0001.jpg|thumb|Our hero doing what he does best; Masturbating behind the bushes.]] | ||
| − | '''''Ash Ketchum''''' (sometimes called ''Ass Ketchup'') is a teenager and star of the [[anime]], [[Pokemon]]. His goal in life is to one day become the so-called "Pokemon Master," and to do so he must capture every existing Pokemon on the planet. Much to his | + | '''''Ash Ketchum''''' (sometimes called ''Ass Ketchup'') is a teenager and star of the [[anime]], [[Pokemon]]. His goal in life is to one day become the so-called "Pokemon Master," and to do so he must capture every existing Pokemon on the planet. Much to his dismayhe will never become one, as he always (on purpose) ignores rare Pokemon waiting to be caught, and he continually let's his Pokemon go over periods of time. And it sure doesn't help when another hundred or two hundred of the little bastards are released every few years. |
| − | + | Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty. For nearly ten years, he has stayed the same exact age (ten or eleven), but this disorder does not seem exclusive to him. | |
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[[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|This is what Ash's [[Pikachu]] looks like.]] | [[Image:Uhyee.png|thumb|This is what Ash's [[Pikachu]] looks like.]] | ||
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*Pokemon Fans | *Pokemon Fans | ||
*[[M. Bison]] | *[[M. Bison]] | ||
| − | *Ash from the Evil Dead movies | + | *Ash from the Evil Dead movies. |
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*[[GoGoRiki]] Characters | *[[GoGoRiki]] Characters | ||
| − | *Robotnik (The reason being his usage soared after XMHunter came on Youtube) | + | *Robotnik (The reason being his usage soared after XMHunter came on Youtube). |
==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
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*Stole [[Misty]]'s bike in the very first episode, which is one of two reasons why she follows him around constantly. You can use your imagination for the second reason. | *Stole [[Misty]]'s bike in the very first episode, which is one of two reasons why she follows him around constantly. You can use your imagination for the second reason. | ||
*Earns many Gym badges by not actually beating the Gym Leader in a fair match, but instead gets them by [[Aran Ryan|cheating]] (case-in-point: in his battle against [[Brock]], his Pikachu set-off the sprinkler system, which defeated Brock's Onyx) or by pumping his [[Pikachu]] full of steroids (see the battle against Brock again). | *Earns many Gym badges by not actually beating the Gym Leader in a fair match, but instead gets them by [[Aran Ryan|cheating]] (case-in-point: in his battle against [[Brock]], his Pikachu set-off the sprinkler system, which defeated Brock's Onyx) or by pumping his [[Pikachu]] full of steroids (see the battle against Brock again). | ||
| − | *Ash has a father who is only mentioned, never shown. Supposedly Professor Oak had an affair with Ash's mother | + | *Ash has a father who is only mentioned, never shown. Supposedly Professor Oak had an affair with Ash's mother. This may be the reason why we haven't heard from either of them for a few seasons. |
| − | *Ash likes to | + | *Ash likes to beat off to [[Misty]]s Facebook pictures. |
| − | *He HAS to twist his hat around backward before throwing a Poke Ball at a Pokemon. | + | *He HAS to twist his hat around backward before throwing a Poke Ball at a Pokemon. |
*In one episode he went by the fake name "Tom Ato". | *In one episode he went by the fake name "Tom Ato". | ||
[[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | [[Category:Bisexual Characters]] | ||
[[Category:Anime Characters]] | [[Category:Anime Characters]] | ||
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[[Category:Pokémon]] | [[Category:Pokémon]] | ||
Revision as of 17:37, 19 October 2009
This article is filed under Characters.Ash Ketchum (sometimes called Ass Ketchup) is a teenager and star of the anime, Pokemon. His goal in life is to one day become the so-called "Pokemon Master," and to do so he must capture every existing Pokemon on the planet. Much to his dismayhe will never become one, as he always (on purpose) ignores rare Pokemon waiting to be caught, and he continually let's his Pokemon go over periods of time. And it sure doesn't help when another hundred or two hundred of the little bastards are released every few years.
Ash also has a rare disease which prevents him from ever reaching puberty. For nearly ten years, he has stayed the same exact age (ten or eleven), but this disorder does not seem exclusive to him.
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This is what Ash's Pikachu looks like.
Likes
Dislikes
- Gary Oak, his rival who is more likely to become a Pokemon Master then he, and is better than Ash in almost every conceivable way possible.
- Misty
- You
- Team Rocket
- Me
- The other Ash from the Evil Dead series.
Liked By
Disliked By
- Every form of Luigi but Mama Luigi
- Nostalgia Critic
- Pokemon Fans
- M. Bison
- Ash from the Evil Dead movies.
- GoGoRiki Characters
- Robotnik (The reason being his usage soared after XMHunter came on Youtube).
Trivia
- Ash is likely based off of "Red" from the first Pokemon games.
- Stole Misty's bike in the very first episode, which is one of two reasons why she follows him around constantly. You can use your imagination for the second reason.
- Earns many Gym badges by not actually beating the Gym Leader in a fair match, but instead gets them by cheating (case-in-point: in his battle against Brock, his Pikachu set-off the sprinkler system, which defeated Brock's Onyx) or by pumping his Pikachu full of steroids (see the battle against Brock again).
- Ash has a father who is only mentioned, never shown. Supposedly Professor Oak had an affair with Ash's mother. This may be the reason why we haven't heard from either of them for a few seasons.
- Ash likes to beat off to Mistys Facebook pictures.
- He HAS to twist his hat around backward before throwing a Poke Ball at a Pokemon.
- In one episode he went by the fake name "Tom Ato".
