AbsoluteBillion

This article is about a creator of YouTube Poop videos, known as a Youtube Pooper.

Name: AbsoluteBillion
Real Name: Joe
Sex: Male
Country: USA
Preferred Sources: Anything I can get my hands on
Preferred Methods: Erosion, fast-paced repetition
Preferred Software: Vegas 5

In Brief

AbsoluteBillion has been a pooper since January 2008, using Sony Vegas for his poops, with 2 months' experience with Windows Movie Maker prior to Vegas. He has since made over 60 videos and (thanks to a certain Pimpsahoy) has an abundance of subscribers.

He also happens to be a moderator on this Wiki. You were definitely thinking of editing this article and trying to vandalize it until you saw this, weren't you?

History

Darkscrub, and its Untimely Demise

Before AbsoluteBillion was, well, AbsoluteBillion, he went under the internet alias "Darkscrub."

He first discovered Youtube Poop sometime in August of 2007 while on the Hotel Mario page of Uncyclopedia, and found one of Bobomb99's poops on the article. He became hooked instantly.

In November, he decided to make some of these Youtube Poops, so he fired up Windows Movie Maker for the first time, and made three horrid poops. They were hardly considered poops. They only relied on sentence-mixing and had no MS Paint edits, but it's not like Movie Maker can do much on its own. Sometime in December, whilst making his fourth poop, after WMM crashed on him for the umpteenth time, he got tired of it and stopped. During the time of his personal poop abyss, his opinions on Youtube Poop started to change drastically. He started caring less and less of Flash Poops, and started finding more traditional, and more obscure poopers. He stumbled onto the forums in November, a little while after starting pooping, but for a few months only lurked.

Finally, he felt the urge to get back on his feet and start over, so he downloaded a trial of Vegas, made a poop, abandoned the alias Darkscrub (Because really, it made him sound like a Legend of Zelda fanboy) in favor of AbsoluteBillion, and then went to the forums to show. It was well-received by many on the forums, including a few veterans of poop.

He has since closed that account and removed all its videos in April of 2008. Supposedly, no trace of them exists anywhere on his PC or on the internet anymore.

Reformation, Breakdown, and Rejuvenation

Moving to September 2008, our hero continued making these shit videos for months, until he discovered that many of the Poopisms he was using in most of his works were suddenly being hated.

However, he finally decided that maybe it was time for change. After basically exhausting everything into ear rape in the previous few videos, something new was in order, and that messiah came in the form of a Blue's Clues poop. Though he had already used Blue's Clues once months ago at that time, he decided to have another go with it. The divine abomination became known as The Gradual Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host. The final result was contrasting to his usual style. It had minimal audio and video effects added to it, no ear rape, and focused a bit more on sentence mixing and a few jokes thrown in, combined with the more modern methods of stutter-looping.

The result would prove far greater then he originally foretold. At first, it became well-recognized across Youchewpoop, similar to how his first poop was. Word soon spread around about it, and it gained an ample amount of popularity. To the creator's dismay, within a few days, it appeared at the Number 1 spot on the September edition of Pimpsahoy's Top 10 Monthly Moments. Within a month, his subscriber count doubled.

His current whereabouts

He was supposedly last seen getting into a taxi in New York, and has yet to be seen since. Rumor is he was also seen in a small town somewhere in Russia a year later.

First poop seen

THAT'S THAT CREEPY BOWSER'S LAUGH

First poop made

(made on this account at least) William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box

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Poop Listing

Listed in chronological order, and not including Poop Tennis, trap videos, video responses, fillers, or Collab entries.

2008

Video Title	Uploaded	Time
William Shatner Torrents the Orange Box	1-23	2:53
Makemebad35 Hits a Mailbox	3-27	0:54
It's a Letter From Our Friends!	4-14	2:17
The Scout Goes Sandwich-Jacking	4-21	1:07
John Freeman's Inferno	5-18	1:01
Mansion Luigi	6-01	4:04
Sweet 16 gets Brain-Raped	6-27	1:46
Fred Phelps Dabbles in the Dark Arts	7-03	2:19
LET'S SCAT	7-07	1:13
Hulk Hogan Makes Sweet Love to his Grill	7-14	1:16
There is no Beef	7-25	1:38
MEET THE CAMPER	8-04	1:02
Luigi and Toad have an Emotional Breakdown	8-06	2:41
4-Star Hotel Mario	8-12	1:21
Super Squid 64	8-18	0:43
Ronald McDonald: A Tale of Growing Up	8-20	1:41
The Sandvich Goes Scout-Jacking	9-03	1:08
Grills Gone Wild	9-11	2:20
The Mental Traumatization of a Kid's Show Host	9-25	3:27
Koridian Mythology and Fanfiction	10-09	2:13
Luigi goes missing searching for his brother	10-23	0:43
The Black Licorice Trifecta	10-31	2:54
Clyde's Will and Testimony	11-12	2:40
George contracts a waterborne disease	11-19	1:44
Grylls Gone Wild	12-01	2:11
Bill Cosby Sells his Soul for Pudding	12-15	2:32
Scatovanni: The Musical	12-31	1:20

2009

Video Title	Date	Time
One Year Later...	1-23	5:23
Koopa Suffers from Hyperthermia	1-29	4:32
Mike Rowe discovers an alternative to male enhancement	2-21	2:06
Coward the Couragely Dog Show	3-07	1:38
Albano +	3-15	1:39
Dong County	4-01	0:55
Hyrulian Mythology and Fanfiction	4-13	1:17
Of Mutts and Men	4-14	2:47
Grilltacular!	5-11	1:59
BLU is Concerned with the Sanctity of their Pizza Party	5-16	1:00
- Albano	5-18	2:54
Bison's Gauntlet	5-28	3:17
A day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.	6-22	0:48
Another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.	6-26	1:16
Yet another day with the Demolitions Manager of R.E.D.	7-02	1:22
Sun Tzu's "The Art of Yachting"	7-10	1:07
His cuckiness: Big Fat Kicks of Feary	8-04	1:17

Style

A mix of moderate-paced action, combined with faced-paced action. Rarely is more then one video layer used.

Preferred Sources

Pretty much anything, from popular material to more obscure ones.

• Team Fortress 2
• Hulk Hogan
• Super Mario Bros. Super Show
• Blue's Clues
• Cheesy TV commercials
• Videogame cutscenes and trailers, though they oftentimes take longer to make into a poop.

Preferred Methods

• Stutter Loop
• Erosion

Prefered Tech

• Sony Vegas 5.0

Dislikes

• MS Paint Jobs, they just look stupid and unprofessional (it's Youtube Poop, but you know what I mean)
• Windows Movie Maker, after 2 months of grueling work with it, I've grown to dislike the program, despite a lot of people being really good with it.
• Rape Raves, they generally go on for too long, and the humor factor decreases quickly.
• The direction of YTPMV's, how the idea of them seems to be remixing videogame music to a source rather then try and make original music from a source or use original music with a source.
• Most fad videos; I did a few fad responses months ago, but most require little to no effort, and many try and force it to become a fad.

Reception

Criticism

• Is very picky about what parts he uses in poops.
• Contrary to the above line, he often slides in "filler" bits just to add time.

Achievements

• The first to poop the Gman Squad
• Received at least 1300 views on his perfect poop before he got disqualified for forgetting a definition. Har har har.

Associates

In Real Life

• His brother, toadsalsa, who is occasionally seen on the forum, and has only made 1 poop, but he counts, right?

Online

Poop Tennis

• Match 1 vs. PeskeyPlumber and Hoss1993 AKA HossTehMaster (failed)
• Tennis Cup - Bracket 1 vs. Trogdor7190 (won)
• Tennis Cup - Bracket 2 vs. The Robotic Robot (lost)

Collabs

• MrGenericMan - Oregon Trail
• Erarg - Bad Poops Made Good
• ShadowWario - Chain Poop 2 (round 22)
• Molhal - Source Roulette Collab
• insanimania - Meet the Spy Collab

Influences

• Deepercutt
• Stegblob
• Bobomb99
• Calculate900
• Terroristx123
• His brother, who sometimes gives him ideas in his videos.

Fans

• XBR4D3NX
• Ninja Coach Z
• AmiralMachin
• NoTAMATZ

Other Information

Oftentimes his avatar is Ridley from the Metroid series. God knows why.

• He's sort of like a moderator of the Chewiki place here.
• Often creates the titles of his videos in a fashion that they don't have anything to do with the video, but rather wordplay, inside jokes, and references from previous videos.
• He frequents used to frequent the Youtube Poop IRC before it was abandoned in favor of MSN and a newer IRC another IRC which quickly died out.
• Goes by the username Billion on Youchew's forum.
• Often suffers short, day-to-week bouts of Poopers Block where he goes completely braindead, but quickly recovers.
• Is becoming more and more of a musician. It's only a natural pathway for a Pooper.

Links

• Youtube Account
• Alt Account

Other Links

• Photobucket
• deviantART account