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'''The Baker''' (His real name is currently unknown.) is a baker from [[Gamelon]] who irresponsibly leaves his baked [[good]]s in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them.  Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned [[GLaDOS|cake]]s.  Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by [[Link]], who eats them every day.  The Baker also wants people to [[cum|come]] visit him in Sakado.  No one is sure why he wants this, [[sex|but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons]].  The Baker was also a [[war]] veteran, and helped [[Fat Mario]] destroy [[King Koopa]]'s [[Coney Island Disco Palace|castle]] and also served in the Vietnam War with [[King Harkinian]] in 1968.  
 
'''The Baker''' (His real name is currently unknown.) is a baker from [[Gamelon]] who irresponsibly leaves his baked [[good]]s in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them.  Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned [[GLaDOS|cake]]s.  Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by [[Link]], who eats them every day.  The Baker also wants people to [[cum|come]] visit him in Sakado.  No one is sure why he wants this, [[sex|but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons]].  The Baker was also a [[war]] veteran, and helped [[Fat Mario]] destroy [[King Koopa]]'s [[Coney Island Disco Palace|castle]] and also served in the Vietnam War with [[King Harkinian]] in 1968.  
  
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==Likes==
 
==Likes==
*[[Link]] (His best customer)
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*[[Link]] (His best customer.)
 
*[[King Harkinian]] (He eats his cakes for dinner and made him a tank commander during the war against King Koopa)
 
*[[King Harkinian]] (He eats his cakes for dinner and made him a tank commander during the war against King Koopa)
 
*[[Impa]]
 
*[[Impa]]
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*Spinach
 
*Spinach
 
*Tanks
 
*Tanks
*His cakes
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*His Cakes
  
 
==Dislikes==
 
==Dislikes==
 
*Burned Cakes
 
*Burned Cakes
*Being told his cakes are bread
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*Being told his cakes are bread.
 
*Baker's Itch
 
*Baker's Itch
  

Revision as of 18:29, 27 September 2009

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Here's the baker in all his glory.

The Baker (His real name is currently unknown.) is a baker from Gamelon who irresponsibly leaves his baked goods in the oven too long, often exclaiming "My cakes will burn!" when he remembers them. Upon doing so, he whooshes out of sight to retrieve the burned cakes. Despite this, his burned products are enjoyed by Link, who eats them every day. The Baker also wants people to come visit him in Sakado. No one is sure why he wants this, but many suspect it isn't for noble reasons. The Baker was also a war veteran, and helped Fat Mario destroy King Koopa's castle and also served in the Vietnam War with King Harkinian in 1968.

Suspected Names

  • The Crazy Ol' Cakes Guy
  • George
  • John Baker

Likes

Dislikes

  • Burned Cakes
  • Being told his cakes are bread.
  • Baker's Itch