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* The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.). | * The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.). | ||
*Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda. | *Once got [[Michael Jackson]] to be in their propaganda. | ||
| + | *Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda. | ||
[[Image:Moonwalkerad.jpg|frame|left|[[Michael Jackson]] was once used in SEGA's propaganda.]] | [[Image:Moonwalkerad.jpg|frame|left|[[Michael Jackson]] was once used in SEGA's propaganda.]] | ||
[[Image:52317-t screwattack vgv michaeljm 64j gt.jpg|thumb|left|The opening screen for [[Michael Jackson]]'s Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.]] | [[Image:52317-t screwattack vgv michaeljm 64j gt.jpg|thumb|left|The opening screen for [[Michael Jackson]]'s Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.]] | ||
[[Image:Segatahero2bm.jpg|frame|left|Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.]] | [[Image:Segatahero2bm.jpg|frame|left|Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.]] | ||
[[Category:Game Companies]] | [[Category:Game Companies]] | ||
Revision as of 22:17, 16 July 2009
A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. They suck at making games and systems (not according to Europeans and Brazilians though), though they are good at making propaganda.
Trivia
- AGES is SEGA backwards.
- Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
- Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
- Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
- They do what Nintendon't.
- Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex.
- They actually made fruit machines in the 50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
- The consoles that they made before their unexpected fall were the Sega SG-1000/SG-1000 II, the Sega Mark III, the Sega SC-3000/SC-3000H, the Sega Master System, the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive (Also includes the Sega CD and the Sega 32X add-ons.), the Sega Game Gear, the Sega Nomad (Which was a portable Sega Genesis/Mega Drive.), the Sega Saturn, and the Sega Dreamcast (Which also included the Sega VMU {Visual Memory Unit}, which was the included memory card that could also download some special games for the Sega Dreamcast.).
- Once got Michael Jackson to be in their propaganda.
- Also once got some normal-type of person named Segata Sanshiro for some more propaganda.
Michael Jackson was once used in SEGA's propaganda.
The opening screen for Michael Jackson's Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis.
Sega actually using a normal person named Segata Sanshiro for some of their propaganda.
