Batman

This article is filed under Characters.

Batman, with his sidekick Robin

Batman is regarded as one of the world's most famous superheros. His arch-enemy is the Joker.

Skills & Abilities

• Peak Martial Artist
• World's Best Detective
• Cunning
• Rich
• Growling his words so no one can understand him
• Taking your balloons
• Having a gay sidekick

Quotes

Batman once needed Adam West to take his role while injured.

• "I'm Batman"
• "THE BASEMENT!"
• "Corn!"
• "Maize!"
• "EARL!"
• "Beloved Children!?"
• "WHERE IS HE?!"
• "Once I've put you through holy hell, it'll make sense. A lot of sense."
• "So sleep tight, punk."
• "Sleep tight my ward."
• "What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm The Goddamn Batman."
• "This Is WAR!!!"
• "I'm the Goddamn Batman bitch!"
• "Bees, My God."
• "I have to go. I'm getting out of this comic while I still cam. It's only going to get worse from here."
• "BEES! BEES!! BEES EVERYWHERE!!! THEY'RE HUGE AND THEY'RE STING CRAZY!! YOU'RE FIREARMS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM!!! AND THEY ARE HUGE! THEY'RE RIPPING MY SPOTS OFF!!!!!"

Manbat acting like a stupid ass to Batman yet again.

Trivia

• Batman already has himself a brother named Manbat. The reason why we almost never see him is because he got disowned by Batman a few years back.
• Batman is one of the few people who have "facts" that are similar to Chuck Norris.
• He was once in the Aliens Vs. Predator series.
• He also had more Robins on his side when years go by.

First Used In A Poop By

• EnoRed