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*He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at [[Burger King]].
 
*He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at [[Burger King]].
 
*Is massively popular for his ''"U.N. [[Total Drama Island|Owen]] Was Her?!"'' remix.
 
*Is massively popular for his ''"U.N. [[Total Drama Island|Owen]] Was Her?!"'' remix.
*Is a very cheap character in M.U.G.E.N., constantly spamming his hambagaas and apple bombs.
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*Is a very cheap character in M.U.G.E.N., constantly spamming his hambagaas and apple bombs. His reign of terror finally ended when Colonel Sanders beat the living [[shit]] out of him. But he is planning a counter attack...
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*He is called Donald McDonald in Japan.  
  
 
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[[Category: Business People]]
 
[[Category: Business People]]

Revision as of 13:22, 16 July 2009

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Name: Ronald Mcdonald
Sex: Male
Occupation(s): Pedophile

Ronald McDonald is a devil who kidnaps children in order to increase his army.

Story

In 1940, McDonalds was created. McDonalds needed a mascot in order to speed up the process of handing out infected burgers, so they created Ronald McDonald, who is made out of pure evil. One day, The King wanted cheeseburgers, so he spent all of his money on burgers from McDonalds. Then, The King needed money to keep up his kingdom's progress of... um... living. So Ronald trapped him and forced him to work for him. Link and Gwonam, then saved the The King from Ronald.

Story 2

The King forgot all about what happened in the first story, and it all happened again...

Quotes

  • Ran Ran RU!!!
  • Hambagaa!

Facts

  • Ronald McDonald is the final boss of Super Smash Bros. Brawl on impossible mode.
  • Ronald McDonald is friends with Weegee.
  • When Ronald McDonald returns from his trip in hell, he will pass out infected hamburgers.
  • He is not fat beacuse he doesn't eat at Burger King.
  • Is massively popular for his "U.N. Owen Was Her?!" remix.
  • Is a very cheap character in M.U.G.E.N., constantly spamming his hambagaas and apple bombs. His reign of terror finally ended when Colonel Sanders beat the living shit out of him. But he is planning a counter attack...
  • He is called Donald McDonald in Japan.