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| − | A game company that made [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. They suck at making games and systems, though they are good at making propaganda. | + | A game company that made [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. They suck at making games and systems (not according to Europeans and Brazilians though), though they are good at making propaganda. |
[[Image: Sega_logo.jpg|thumb|*Ring sound* or SSSSHHHHHEEEEGGUUUHHH]] | [[Image: Sega_logo.jpg|thumb|*Ring sound* or SSSSHHHHHEEEEGGUUUHHH]] | ||
===Trivia=== | ===Trivia=== | ||
* AGES is SEGA backwards. | * AGES is SEGA backwards. | ||
| − | * Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] for 2009. | + | * Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason... |
| − | + | * Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the [[Nintendo]] [[Wii]] for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, [[No More Heroes|MadWorld]], and [[Halo|The Conduit]]. | |
*[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first. | *[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first. | ||
* They do what Nintendon't. | * They do what Nintendon't. | ||
| + | * Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex. | ||
| + | * They actually made fruit machines in the 50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own. | ||
[[Category:Game Companies]] | [[Category:Game Companies]] | ||
Revision as of 06:47, 22 May 2009
A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. They suck at making games and systems (not according to Europeans and Brazilians though), though they are good at making propaganda.
Trivia
- AGES is SEGA backwards.
- Pronounced Say-GA to most bar Australians for some reason...
- Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009. These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
- Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
- They do what Nintendon't.
- Once gave people a cyber razor cut, people mistook it as sex.
- They actually made fruit machines in the 50s as Service Games which they actually still work today and can be valueable to own.
