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* These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, [[No More Heroes|MadWorld]], and [[Halo|The Conduit]].
 
* These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, [[No More Heroes|MadWorld]], and [[Halo|The Conduit]].
 
*[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
 
*[[Retard|Joseph Stalin]] was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
* They do what Nintendoesn't.
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[[Category:Game Companies]]

Revision as of 20:29, 29 April 2009

A game company that made Sonic the Hedgehog. They suck at making games and systems, though they are good at making propaganda.

*Ring sound* or SSSSHHHHHEEEEGGUUUHHH

Trivia

  • AGES is SEGA backwards.
  • Despite their most recent amounts of suckage, they are hosting the top three anticipated games for the Nintendo Wii for 2009.
  • These three games are The House of The Dead: Overkill, MadWorld, and The Conduit.
  • Joseph Stalin was considering hiring them to make his propaganda. However, he died first.
  • They do what Nintendon't.