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Revision as of 00:02, 30 March 2009
Feghoot is an inbred user on youchewpoop (Not really). He was the one who sent an attack on the AIDS Factory, and his real name is John Milford Barrick III. He finds Hotel Mario to be nowhere near as annoying as Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon, or Link: Faces of Evil. He plans to sometime make and AoStH poop, and hopefully a full Metal Gear Solid poop. He can speak Japanese, but not read it (well, I can read Hiragana and Katakana, just not Kanji). What a fucking moron. Many people think that he is Conker or King Harkinian. He likes video games, and he is also in love with Kumatora, from Mother 3.
His Poops
His poops aren't that well known, amongst the rest of the crowd. To this day, the first poop of his that he wasn't embarrassed about being to horribly funny is I CAME IN KONATA'S MOUTH LAST NIGHT. He still likes his first, A huge supply of chocolate Spaghetti and Have Mercy, Or Else You Will Die!, but he finds them too horrible but funny at the same time.
Preferred sources
- Conker's Bad Fur Day
- Lucky Star
- Hotel Mario
- Any anime
- Hentai
- Any video game
- Some other things
- NOT Dr. Rabbit
Preferred Methods
- Earrape
- seizures
- sentence mixing
- inverted and fucked up colors
Likes
- Breakfast
- Volvic Revive
- computers
- Bad Medicine
- F-Zero GP Legend
Hates
- Aids
- Shadow the Hedgehog (the DAMN game, he was cool in SA2)
- Damn
- Many Things
- Not being able to beat F-Zero GX on Very Hard
- Very Crappy Computers
Loves
- Conker's Bad Fur Day
- F-Zero GX
- Video Games
- Not crappy computers
- To annoy people
- Anime
- Haruhi
- JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
- Mother (The series, I am not a mother fucker)
- Kumatora
- Metal Gear
Criticism
Who the fuck is that guy again That was one good cheeseburger.
Trivia
- His two favorite series of all time are MOTHER and Metal Gear Solid.
- He is in love with Kumatora, one of the main characters of Mother 3.
- He has a pregnancy phobia.
- He considers himself weird, and says to anyone that thinks he's normal, "You're a liar."
- Intelligence proclaims that he is indeed a Wet Fart Boner Face. This has yet to be proven, as intelligence also claimed he had Smurf jizz hair, and Smurf jizz is white, where his hair is blue.
- Feghoot also happens to be a short-tempered otaku.
- He believes the morning sun is always going to shine again, and, he believes a pot of gold waits at every rainbow's end, oh, he believes in roses kissed in dew, why shouldn't he believe the same in you?
- Because you and Feggy are a couple of assholes.
- Other than liking the MGS and MOTHER series, he also loves Metroid, Resident Evil, Mario, Zelda, and all sorts of other game series, as well as single/double games such as Jet Force Gemini and Kingdom Hearts.
- Was trained in CQC by the Boss herself.
- He has no urge to be the very best, like no one ever was, as he already caught Mewtwo, making it impossible for Ash to obtain him, putting him one step ahead of Ash.
- Despite masturbating, daily, at least 3 times, Feghoot is actually not very perverted. He barely ever has sexual fantasies yet has, more than often, romantic fantasies.
- His favorite dish is unagi.
- While he loves Kumatora more than anything else in the world, he does admit that there are some other pretty cute girls. But none of them are anywhere near Kumatora, she's my favorite.
